Wednesday, September 07, 2005

i'd kill to be tag teamed right about now.....this'll do though

beloved D hath tagged me...and lord knows i'll take any excuse not to actually think of something to blog about seeing as i'm going on two days no sleep (yea short readings this week my ass..fuckin corporations!)....so..enjoy.

Seven things that scare me
-letting someone in
-never being good enough
-being so caught up in my own ambitious scheme that i miss out on something important
-the ever cliche: rejection
-losing my parents or my brother/ something bad ever happening to them
-failing at anything (i'm competitive...shocking i know)
-reverting back to who i used to be

Seven things I like the most
-musica!
-key lime cheese cake
-peanut butter cups
-traveling places, don't really care where
-winnie the pooh memory...yes....the game!
-making people laugh
-waking up and having someone there

Seven most important things in my apartment
-sofie
-lulu
-my computer
-my awesomely comfortable bed
-everything in my closets
- my books
-my awesome assortment of highlighters in shades that would astound you

Seven random facts about me
-shockingly, i'm a shoe whore
-i orgasm over cars. literally. i feel a tingle in my loins everytime i see an amazing one
-i can raise one eyebrow. i used to be able to do both, but i got my eyebrow pierced and am now not able to lift the left one
-i was a goth in high school. full...on....goth
-i never talk about how i feel...well not never, but it's rare.
-i've never lived anywhere longer than 5 years.
-because i've never lived anywhere longer than 5 years, i have this uncanny ability to pick up and move, and not get attached to people....at all. really rare for me to get attached to someone...


Seven things I plan to do before I die
-have a reason to execute my dream wedding
-have kids. cliche? yes. but i love kids!
-go to australia
- write a book
-make over 400k a year (what?! it's a goal!)
-buy myself a porsche gt2..or whatever comparable car exists at the time i can afford such a gorgeous autobile
-go see where my parents grew up. i hear so much about the fucking old country, that i think it would be nice to take my kids, and have my parents take us on a tour of the respective towns they grew up in. would give some perspective i think.

Seven things I can do
- i can drive stick. boo-yeyeah!!
- balance my check book...and i do it religiously. no dime is unaccounted for in my finances...sick eh?
- gross people out...really quickly
- make the most delicious cookies you will ever have. trust me on this one
- tell people off, and still have them like me after i berate them
- make people laugh...mostly cause i'm a gooft bitch
- road rage like a mother fucker

Seven things I can't do
-stay angry at anyone
-do one thing at once. always have to do at least 3
-sleep more than 5 hours in a row/sleep a whole night through
-sleep without blankets, and sleep without my stuffed animal niko
-cuddle all night. UCH! no. i don't get how people can do that. cuddling is fine..but get the fuck off me when it's sleep time
-be happy with myself and where i'm at
-have random sex. lord knows i wish i could though...

Seven things I say the most
- fuck..or any derivative thereof
- for serious
- salaciously scrumptious yo
- y'all.
- word
- bite me
- fuck me


Seven celeb crushes....alright..FINE...i'll try, even though i've never had a crush.fuck it...i now replace this with SEVEN PEOPLE I WANT TO FUCK:
-johnny depp...oh the things i would do to that man.......rawr.....
-mathew mccauehafdhahfhay
-whitey d (tee hee!)
-gavin rossdale....but only cause i would have when i was in 6th grade....
-tyson beckford..mmmmm nummy!
-chino moreno....circa 1995
-luke wilson


so......if ya need something to blog about..and just don't feel mentally up to par to write the blog entry of your lifetime...feel free to fill this informative, yet ghey, survey.

i thank you for your time.

34 comments:

DZER said...

buttah was a goth girl?

*thump*

thanks for playing ... you get a lovely copy of our home game.

P.S. Do you have to "do" guys three times as well. And if you can't, does it drive you ocd crazy?

kathi said...

This was a good read. Just found your blog, enjoying it.

Steppin' On Toes said...

I love the highlighters part. LOFL. Astoundingly, I feel ya on a lot of your traits. Werd to the great minds club.

Anonymous said...

DB, The only thing I can take away from all that is, I dare to make me cookies (cuz I love cookies especially good home made ones) and then dare you to send them to me. *grins and rubs hands together in anticipation of the cookies*

That thing you do when you see nice cars is really interesting though....damn.

Anonymous said...

you misspelled gay.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, and since you're so unfortunate to link to us, we changed our url to: www.weddingparty05.blogspot.com

Brady said...

elle, this wonka wednesday is all for you...

Anonymous said...

I can now only imagine WD's next penis letter.

Murph's "horny blogger theory" proven yet again....

da buttah said...

D: is being a goth girl bad?

BL: i'm still in love with you from that pic :)

Jersey: suck it!

Nain: how hot is matty?!! rawr!!

ComRAD: not shitting you. these cookies are da bomb!

DZER said...

buttah: neither ... just never pictured you as gothy ... of course I envisioned you as the stereotypical J.A.P. ... bad DZER!

and I need some quality cookies ...

Anonymous said...

Okay Cawmrad, when do I get my cookies??

white_devil said...

awesome..i made the fucking list..

goth girls rock...

Brady said...

I completed the same list on my blog elle (posting it moved the wonka wednesday picture down, so the guys can visit now)...

da buttah said...

but that picture rocks bl!!!

da buttah said...

i do.

but i don't just want to fuck jeremy piven...i wan tto make him MINE!

da buttah said...

i'm scared of commitment?!

J.U. said...

Mmm...key lime pie. I can make a pretty good one.
All hail the computer. What would life be without it?
I want a Porshe Carerra or a Ferarri in red or possibly black.


If you ever want to write a book, they have an Internet thingy called Write A Novel In A Month.

Johnny said...

oh elle is quite committed

to the asylum.

that is the law.

pffft

sassinak said...

damm i thought i posted a comment here already.

johnny depp.. *drool*

really i had a comment, it was witty and urbane and possible even suave.

nuts.

da buttah said...

FILL IT OUT NA!!! NOW!!


snarf. i had ice cream at lunch, and i feel like rase now. fantabulous!

da buttah said...

it was sooo tasty though.
the bowl was actually made out of cookies.....mmmmmm
i got lactaid for my protien shakes....i'm getting better?

da buttah said...

non-cum infested protien shakes! GOD!

and yes. you are going to fill it out

da buttah said...

MMMM!!

swimming shakes!

da buttah said...

what fundraiser?!

da buttah said...

tell me!! what fundraiser?

c'mon. i'm stuck in class

da buttah said...

i did?!!

when?!!

nu-uhh!

ME?!!

da buttah said...

oh my god! i'm so down!

i'll even uhhhh....shit....

not much i can do huh?

da buttah said...

i know. i can't site browse too much in this class. prof walks around.

da buttah said...

yea..i want to do well this year :) so i'll just stick to uhh ...my lil pop up thingy


i want porn by the way. I DEMAND PORN!

da buttah said...

cause it's too expensive?

da buttah said...

ooo i just got google talk!

da buttah said...

yea, googles new im program

da buttah said...

me too na

but it took like 2 minutes..and it set up automatically..

whatever

anyway. off to learn tax law

oldman71 said...

KEY LIME CHEESECAKE!!!! AAAAAAHHH!

Sorry for yelling. I've lived a sheltered life I know, but what the heck is up with that?

I'll try it, though. Got any?