my grandpa loves outback steakhouse. i absolutely hate the place--mostly becaues if i'm going to go out and eat like absolute ass, i can think of better places to get the job done. anyway, gramps is in town for the week, and thus the parents and i obliged my gramps with some good old outback cuisine...and it sucked cock.
but that's not why i'm writing this little blip. my one real pondering while i was sitting there staring at my overly salted french fries, and half eaten burger was this: of all the fuckin places you'd think would serve foster's beer....wouldn't outback be THE ONE?! they only sell budweiser. figures!
total aside: i got my bluetooth headset yesterday! oh my god the thing rocks! today, i shall use it to converse with choice people while i bubble bath it up. just felt the need to share!
About Me
- da buttah
- let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
119 comments:
Perhaps that's because Outback is an American company based out of Tampa. It's an Australian "concept" restaurant, sans the Australian.
I hate the place too. Their food sucks kangaroo balls.
not horrible food....just, for the same price can go someplace with uhhh more selection than "meat, meat, meat, more meat, bloomin onion, oh...and some more meat"
sucking "cock" and "kangaroo balls" - sounds fucking amazing! I take it its better than KFC and MaccyDs?
shit on a plate is better than KFC and Mc'D's.
very well put (and I agree, although only if you add garnish to mine) - so the question begs, have you ever asked GrandPop WHY he likes the place? Is it value-4-money? is that the waitresses have cute butts? is it that he gets a senior citizens discount?
gramps is a creature of habit. gramps is also russian..meaning..he loves him some dead animal. plus, the place is like retiree haven...maybe it's the cool spot for them to hang out?
gramps also wonders how i can eat habenerro peppers as a snack. so i guess we're even.
the ones around here sell Leinenkugels too.....MUCH better than "BUD"...yeech
ah, so therefore once your boobs reach your knees and your entitled to your bus pass, you too might frequent the "Outback"!
Christ knows why Im finding this interesting, but I am.
ps. Sorry to read about your "problems" yesterday - I hope it works out anyway you want it to. I would have commented yesterday but I was in bed with a Bottle of Jack D as I had a head-cold!
buttah ... I hear you on price. For what I pay for their plain, slightly tough steak and fixings, I can get a gourmet meal in a top-notch restaurant.
And our Outback is right next to the other crapola restaurants like it — TGI Friday's, Planet Hollywood, Hard Rock Cafe .... bleah.
sadly...i do like chili's. they got some good'un salad!
we need a chili's!!!!!!!!!
we were supposed to get one and then there was this economic slump for like 10 years and it went away.
btw ... the Chamorro word "chile," pronounced "chili" ... means penis! fun knowledge from a foreign culture!!!
yea chili's was in the shitty fo' a while. they came back though..with a vengeance and some awesoem fucking salad!
heh penis? nice!
morning Jersey!
you know what's sad? the biggest name they could get to show up here was Jean-Claude Van Damme ... and I think the washed up, pre-Nash Bridges Don Johnson ...
I'm looking for a heartbeeeeeeeeeeeeat!!
there will be no singing of don johnson on my blog Dzer. strike one!
That was just a test ... if you had reacted any differently, it would have been major negative points for ya ;o)
aside from having a pointless meeting in 5 minutes? peachy keen. how art thou fairest Jersey?
riiight dzer. go put your don johnson cd on and dance around like you want to. i'll overlook it.
btw ... bluetoothd'd buttah in da bubblebath is breathtakingly bootie-licious ...
I now have to hate you for even thinking that I might own anything recorded by Don Johnson.
Why not just accuse me of having an Eddie Murphy or John Tesh CD while you're at it?
*glowers and pouts*
wow that's some aliteration D!
revel in it Jersey. Today's my last real day of work for another 9 months *does the cabbage patch*
tesh is a fucking alien.
I'm a wordsmith, after all. Don't let me break out the consonance.
Any other celebrity aliens? Besides Prince, Kato Kaelin and Jewel?
i think angelina is an alien s well.
i love the buscemi!
what about christopher walken?
definitely walken ... super creepy
let's not forget crispin glover ...
who wants a phone call?
hehe
kidding!!
Gary Busey ... the chubby girl from Facts of Life ... and John Cleese
rats ... I was all set to post my home phone number in your comments section LOL
D--do as you wish, any prank calls are not my responsibility =0)
1-800-DO-ME-DZR
"sucked cock"
hehe.
Ed, my love....you are a man of principle.
and you want good bread? fuckin red lobster baby.
shady mothah fuckah's all up on my blizog!
shiz!
hahaha crunk juice.
word up!
rm! good morning! kangaoo is tasty. seriously.
ostrich...haven't tried it, but my mom makes it. (don't ask)
my fav will always be baby sheep. nummy!
buffalo was hella good.
shockingly, rattlesnack was pretty tasty.
horse? hmmm, that rivals eating dog.
Morning MD!
if it's dead...odds are i'll try it (there are caveats of course)
repeats....well put.
i've tried choco covered crickets..wasn't horrible...insanely crunchy.
i have this thing against.uh..well...crustaceans. avoid em.
oh no! i love clams/oysters/mussels.
hate lobster and crab though. and if there's anything resembling a shrimp on my plate (like in shell), i flip out. they freak me out! so ugly!!
The thought of you....bubble bath...and a bluetooth headset....drool!!!
i'm talking while i'm sitting in my meeting Jersey.
Oh yes Allison..my momma got herself that blooming onion. pretty eww if you ask me....but the dipping sauce was nummy.
and now for intermission
http://getoutdaway.ytmnd.com/
the sound byte is the bomb.
damn my work filters. damn them to bloody hell.
how it is possible that its only 10:30?!!
oh fuck no ed!
jersey and i have been at work a lot longer than you. let us have our hour!
anyone know where i put my arbitration clauses?
fuck! i'm a mess today!
think jersey think!
word: t-love has gotten caught by her boss on the blog bizz.
yo yo murph!
i'm findin otu slowly Jersey.
no. it was the fact i had an egregious typo above.
not sure murph. she just e-mailed and told me. CRISIS IN BLOGGERDOM!
*bows* thank you! thank you!
dude my Outback has Fosters, what the hell is wrong with yours!
thanks for answering that one for me Jersey. i'm getting tired of explaining what its like in the asshole of new york.
you my boy Jersey.
in other news, let me just gloat really quick: i just wrote an 18 page fairly coherent fist daft of a licensing agreeent in.......35 minutes. BOO YEAH!
i have this sick urge to down a grey goose martini..dry.
damn.
dude, i thought you'd never ask.
meet you in uhhhhh....wheres halfway?
i nearly shat myself when i ordered ONE martini, and had to pay 26.50 for the bitch.
saturday, i shall revel in my 7.50 martini's.
well it's 7.50 at the "hip" places in Cleveland.
If you go to some shitter like my friends bar, Zsa Zsa's, it's lik 6 bucks and you get it in one of those HUGE glasses. i prefer his martini's anyway. so nummy.
bottle of vodka?
italian. farewell lunch for moi with my boss.
oh my god, my world just ended
can we just nuke the entire islamic nation?
just get rid of them already. GAWD!
okay. i'm done.
i did not Jersey. I shall now go edumucate myself.
buttah ... I'm hoping that Charles Murphy is just fuckin' with us ...
though it might explain why they gave D.L. Hughly a show ...
damn the Dave Chapelle show was DA BOMB!!!
I'm depressed, biatch!!
they're such idiots! on the cusp of most nations just getting fed up with america's dabbling over yonder, they go and attack london. twice. not only making europe realize they aren't out of the loop completely, but makin america want to kick their asses even more...an american that now has a whole hearted british backing.
serious. just nuke them.
they serve no purpose, they have no education, they have no money....and the ones that do want to kill everyone that isn't a fundamentalist fuckhead like them. once the oil runs out they're fucked anyway..so just fuck 'em now.
ps. take my family outta israel before proceeding with the nuclear assault. please.
*shakes head* murph. that was bad.
ed next time you're in toronto try alice fazooli's ... great bread and drenched in butter... mmmm fattylicious
elle: try alligator it's delish, and also try ostrich cause it's yummy
morning folks
I've never eaten at Outback Steakhouse...I've always been curious about it, though.
Dammit, now I'm gonna have to go try it out! Hopefully it won't suck.
I like the phrase "Two dollar hooker" much better. It sucks bad and the experience is not worth the time or money.
Not that I've been with a hooker before...
no real updates on t-love. sorry!
Bubble baths and blue tooth. Nice.
JAX! no deleting your own posts =0P
is that elimadate thing going to be finished when i get back or what?
i think elimidate is cancelled
oy. i have heartburn.
yes murph. i did.
i will be in the loge.
honestly?
not at all.
but i appreciate you feeling the need to share, and respect that Ed.
honestly.
i don't even know when the game is Murph!
but i do want to go see a baseball game
i'm addicted to beer golf
shit!
what was it?
yea i'm not about to go search.
oh my god i'm so bored. fuckkkkk
sweet jaysus. this is tough jersey!
DUDE!
i can't go home. y'all effigy my ass.
hole in one on the first chips a'hoy hole
i'm a sensitive soul...though i seem thick skinned
and it hurt..when my friends never stood downwind!
Can someone tell me what Magnesium is used for in the body and why I need it? Isn't that the shit that burns funky colors in science class?
magnesium helps dialte blood vessles, prevent spasms in the heart...and basicaly keeps you in a happy homestatic state. big thing it does is prevent free radicals forming at the site of injury...
god the things i learn from my bro...it's sick.
disney rocks man!
yea! fuck the newtons!
heh he said hole
heh
heh
it's something to do dude.
no idea where the downunder man has been.
hit hotness is greatly missed though
liberating isn't it jersey?
tomorrow i come in, and leave at 11, or so...somewhere around there. send out the toyota contract, and a thank you note.
half hour to go today. shweet!
I'm jealous of the fact that you guys are three hours ahead. It's only 11:33 here. Boo hoo.
i'm paid..so yes! i am fulfilled! and yea, learned a ton and realized i may be a good legal-ass..so yea..worth it too.
now you guys get to hear me bitch about school. fun fun eh?
Jax: when i woke up at 4:45....it was only 1am your time.
how's that for frame of reference
second year Jersey....i'm a seasoned "i don't give a fuck, as long as i'm somewhere in the top 20%...leave me alone" student now.
i'm going to kick that hockey players life saver skatin ASS!
i'm poor..but sure Jersey!
girlfriend can't buy you food?
what does she do?!!
and this game can suck my left nipple. i'm about to throw a tantrum in the office!
i gave up. hole 10 was killin me
moved onto boardwalk bowling!
yea..well i'm kickin some trolli ass...and listening to wilson phillips..haha
the trolli march is cute!
oh kitte cannon? old skool
1430 :)
scrabble :)
i'm the queen of scrabble
oh. iono. i'm actually gonna head home :)
naw that's tonight murph......expect a call ;)
santa sling is the best.
I had a girlfriend that would use the faucet, that was hawt
wow. why not just use the toothbrush, and fuck humping the pillow?
murph..be nice to the comrad!
i love brownies and your blog.
brownies?
i'll do some hash brownies...otherwise, can't really call into question my girlish figure like that.
Note: I haven't read the other two million comments on here, but since you mentioned Fosters...you'd think it would happen a lot, but..not so much.
Ma lady, what constitutes a "choice person"?
:)
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