update on the update: i called. number exists. he exists. see what happens
in other fascinating news, my cat has taken over each and every single one of my apartment's sinks. she has also made my backpack her new home. fantastic.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
liquid panty remove-ahhhhhh
weekend update: saturday--did nothing.....sunday?--cleaned and did nothing....but friday?!! had a mother fuckin blast on mother fuckin friday. went to lunch with some friends, stuck around for happy hour, hit up a few bars, went to after-party at a friends house, and came home at 6am-ish. coolest part? with enough imbibed alcohol, i got what we like to call.....courage....and asked the amazingly hot security guard that worked at one of the bars for his number. he gave it to me. i think it's fake. give it a whirl(come on..not like you pay long distance) and let me know what pans out: 440-796-4933.
update on the update: i called. number exists. he exists. see what happens
in other fascinating news, my cat has taken over each and every single one of my apartment's sinks. she has also made my backpack her new home. fantastic.
update on the update: i called. number exists. he exists. see what happens
in other fascinating news, my cat has taken over each and every single one of my apartment's sinks. she has also made my backpack her new home. fantastic.
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even better than you showing yer tits .... is when you show yer pussy!
*dodges the Gong Show hook*
My god elle... lets meet up for the wine and create a new post.
Cute cat...
saturday AND sunday posts? what the hell's going on here?
a strange weekend for me. how about you elle?
been an interesting weekend.
found out the number is real...now i get to debate how big of a pussy i am :)
Good news elle.
First question, when you asked for his number, did you tell him you would call him any certain day or time?
Second question, not to disappoint you or bring negativity (just realistic), but was he a bouncer at the club? Is that what you mean by security? How often do you think ge gives his number out and how often do you think he asks for numbers?
Third question, did you have a conversation with him and find you have something in common which prompted you to ask for his number or was your drive only on his looks?
Not matter what the answers, take this as the first step to building your courage and getting exposure to date the men you want.
hmmmm good point bl
while we were talking to him, a girl came up to him and was like "you're cute" and he kinda rolled his eyes and shrugged her off. yet talked to amanda and i. i found out he's 22, and went to notre dame....and his family is from long island....s'about it. he said to call him when he got off..which was 3am on friday..but i didn't. haha!
Cats rule, and anyone who doens't like them are products of Satan.
Just thought I'd share.
Ok, it is possibly too late to call him now. Me personally, if I decide to give my number out and I expect a call at a certain time and day and do not receive it, I lose interest. Keep that in mind elle. ;)
thanks bl. i feel better haha!
Aww... you should choose a time to call me and then follow through.
call you eh?!!
Oh wait. I forgot I don't give out my number. :) j/k
At least not posted in a blog...
how many times can elle get shot down in a month....haha
I didn't shoot you down. :) I may not be a cute bouncer but...
Hmm... look at this, I have you all to myself right now...
..and a couple spammers... hahaha.
oh my god....we have the entire comments section to...ourselves
*orgasm* haha
god motherfucking dammit! these advertising dickholes must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was like the paparazzi arrived when we were going somewhere elle... spammers ruined it...
damn. it's so hard being a celeb eh bl?!
yea i called him hick....we talked for like 20 minutes. guess he'll call me later in the week or some shiz. whatever!
Maybe they are just interested in what we are doing...
20 minutes, that is a good amount for a first conversation... how many times were there "sighs"?
there were no *signs.....he was hungover as shit though..which was kinda cute haha
Yeah, give him a good knobbing and tell us all about it.
I'm sure 'bl' will replace all the 'bouncer dude' scenes with himself.
Hahaha. :)
slob on my knob..like corn on the cob....check in with me...and do your job..
heh. heh.
Ooo... all fired up this morning eh?
when aren't i all fired up?!
Dunno. why?
i love my dog..
the cat is cute.
so do you think you'll let mr. security get doggie style?
sure johnny..why not?!
btw i miss the video of the girls sanding and drilling. i mean, lil bit too sexy for work but im hooked on it.
damn you elle.
i can send it to you johnny haha
I am with you Eddie. Love cats, can't stand most dogs. It's my dirty little secret. ;)
I have tried to like them, really I have. But they invade my personal space too much. Won't keep their paws or tongues to themselves.
still love dogs more than cats
sick it on his ass dude! DOOOO EEET!
I can't believe you put that guy's number on your blog!! Fan-freaking-tastic. I wonder how many calls he has gotten, already?
heh
PS: What IS it with cats, and sinks? What is the reason? I've always wondered.
shiloh shepherd for me!
his name will be mordechai!
soco is shite!
iono..i named sofie...after nothing.
maybe moishe?!
hypnotiq....that's a nice thug dog name.
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fucking die anonymous!
I will soon be getting a dog, but I still can't see spending cash on a pooch, especially not hundreds or thousands of dollars. Nope, I'm heading to the pound next month to get me a cute lil dog who will love me forever for saving it from death row.
hahaha shut up doug!
doug?
i need to get rid of the anon's......
but then jakie, and e can't post ....granted they hardly do.
why do they call it "garden vegetable" salad? is this vs. the non-garden-raised vegetables? free-range veggies?
why not stockyard cow steaks? sty piggy bacon?
just wondering....
amateur: I specialize in that ... my nickname is "aneurysm."
fun guam fact for you today *cough*hint*cough*
because elle is de-raidifying her shower...now that her gay neighbor gave her back her awesome super stregth shower cleaner..and bleach.
are ya wearing the yellow rubber gloves? *perk*
oh yea!! no more of this walking across the apartment to piss!
there's a new one ... refresh or empty cache, dude
anyone want to go on a picnic?!
dag ... I just noticed the link to my page is now deeeeeeez nutz ...
I feel like I should have a rap album coming out under that handle
I am the Dzah ... the skeezah ... the lady-pleezah
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holla!
dude!! lets go!!
me, you...sofie.....the win in our hair..the sun in our eyes.....niggafying with some sammwhiches. I AM SO DOWN!!!
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did we ever do a picnic?! probably at the beach huh?
*does the gheto musick shimmey*
the big bon no fire rocked man!
chachi? cute!
chinese crested hairless dog.
all you jersey..ALL YOU!
so whats for lunch?
shitty shitterson...combo #6 @ Arbys with extra horsey sauce.
elle i think that shilo and e could just get blogger accounts for the purpose of commenting... then you could chuck the anon shit.
though today i got penny stock spammed by someone with an actual login name.
bastards ruin everything
i'm so high on chemical cleaners right now.....i have no idea what sass just said..HEH!
the bleach/comet/cinch/kaboom ride
wooooo!
Cute cat pics...wonder what would happened if you turned on the water tee hee...
Was there calling done to the security guard???
-N
she doesn't care if you turn the water on....she jumps in the shower with me. she's one fuckin nutty cat. which goes..cause my dog is psycho too.
yes i calls mr. security.
and damn, phatty head ache.
dunno..he was hungover and sounded like death. said he'd call me. not getting my hopes up...i have 50 bucks in a bet with my friend that he won't :)
ductai's a fatty. lulu is too now! she's up to 6lbs. lard ass.
my wife's cat Cory is a sink sitter as well!
she even sat in the sink that we hadn't even installed yet...
Cory likes fresh water from the faucet when she's not curled up in it~
yea....lulu drinks from the faucet....or sofie's water dishm, but never her own.
yea i did it. i made my fuckin effort. biatch better fuckin call! an dif not..then i shall be staring at him on the 27th...cause he supa fly.
elle: i said 'clean already damm you!'
:)
ps teresa link for you in my current comments
guess whos back..back again..your cat reminds me of a cat I had when I was little..her name isn't cleo is it ; )
see see? SO HOT! Also just start low... the heights get easy fast.
climbing.....no where to go in the lovely midwest that's oudoor. yayyyyyy!
no her name is lulu..and yup, my cat and dog get along swimmingly...they even sleep together...
climbing is fun. ....going down is the most funnest!
tee hee
You only bounce a couple times.
i am the oral cheerleader haha
I was commenting on rock climbing before you took a twist to another topic...lol
Well I guess it can still be called rock climbing.
uhhhhhhhhh what kinda box you eating bl?!
hahahaha... ;)
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So wait a sec here, what would you rather be talking about elle and teresa? :)
uhh i'm down with talking about sex...seeing as it's what i think about most of the time....
bring it on!
:) your post today was interesting teresa... men could be paying the $40...
Send me a wish list...
I haven't had a chance to buy since last christmas...
never had a guy buy me any lingerie..(sp?)....not sure i'm sad about that....hmmmmmmm
bastard video thingy! won't play my aqualung song!
hahaha, so which size are we actually teresa?
elle, I will be coming ... down... to deliver yours... no shipping, just handling included.
awesome....3 housr drive=shitloads of handling :)
hahaha... you don't have to teresa... :)
elle, only if we have some wine and I get to play with your kitty...
dude...we're the same size haha
lucky for you bl..i am a wine whore!
and of course..my kitty loves male visitors :)
I hope you are talking to teresa and not me... lol
*about the same size comment*
you mean you don't have giant pecs bl?
*shocked*
Lets see, if I visit elle we can then post a blog entry on each of our sites. I will be sensitive telling the story and you can be cruel... :)
...so much fun...
hey i have wireless. can compose in bed :)
and why do i have to be the cruel one?!
elle, I am all go. :)
fine, to make it even more interesting, we can switch elle. I will pretend to be mean and...
I called too and I told him to go out with her as soon as he can because he may not have another chance if he waits any longer... :)
you guys!
hahaha no!
I told him to also say hello to her kitty for me...
poor guy's phone is all blowin' up and shiz....
"where'd you get this number?" "uh online dude..some chick posted it. you met her friday.."
and there goes mr. giant!
No, I told him I was your ex and if he wanted to get some action, he should follow up fast because I will be visiting soon.
you did not call him..c'mon....
dick jokes? well he's 6'7''...have to pat his leg around knee area to find it :) WOO! haha
I don't want to call some hungover dude... I won't either..
oh man
poor elle...posts his number and then it's really his
*giggle*
the falling is kinda fun after the first time... once you realise the ropes really will catch you!
shit! I don't want to call any dude...
good....cause you know.....don't need the future ex calling up guys for me already...heh
Hey, guess what I just found while doing the random blogging hop!!!
check it out:
http://asilentcacophony.blogspot.com/
scroll down, man someone slammed "eddie" hardcore
who said we would break up elle?
who says we wouldn't?!
what is it all about eddie? tell me you are not the person leaving anon rude comments?
man, there are some real stupid mother fuckers out there huh? they should get a life.
so where are you from eddie?
wow must have been a good night friday
just got pictures of everyone at my friends house..with my bra on their head...and i don't remember.
yeah, we had fun...
bl was there?!! nu-uhh?!!
hahahaha!
we would have known if I was there... I would have posted pictues with me and your...
well..you did say you aint leaving till i'm sleeping on the cums tains Jersey
okay...that was uncalled for. perv line crossed.
mah bad!
that would be messed up... bloggers all trying to post elle...
why would they post me? post my own damn rack.
ahh the eternal question: spit or swallow?
gargle elle...gargle
there are ways to avoid the spitting....
garggle? boy after my own heart :)
like i said..there are aways around swallowing
like riding the guy off into the sunset....and cutting head time down.
teeeee hee!
i need this one: "good luck with the new whore you're dating"
man milk? aww cute!
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
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go figure...a royal caribbean cruise lines site.....mostly dealing with carribean cruise lines stuff..NO WAY!
oh my god..alliteratiom does everytime
i need a sensual massage....
ghetto musick! *does the shimmey again*
please please kill the anon comments!
that said, i got nasty spam from someone with a login so it may only be stopgap.
course elle is probably still too high to get what i just said
*chuckle*
naw....i'm crashing hardcore!
still sitting in a towel staring out my window
oops as usual i'm 50 comments behind the 8 ball
i got a pimple the size of everest on my shnoz.
eww!
okay i lied. no pimple on the shnoz....
but i do have the strange urge for a cupcake
mmmm frosting
yep yep :)
dude lets make cupcakes
better yet....i should make those fuckin awesome chocolate cookies..and you make those delish snickerdoodles
oh man
manmilk cupcakes?
*barfs a little in mouth*
note: cowboy cookies are the bomb
I have the ingredients for cowboy cookies on my blog, just look for the hat...
mmmmmmmmmmm eating cookies off bl....*drool*
just 3 hours...
amateur if you hit my blog there's like 4 buttons at the bottom of the sidebar. click the one like a lightning bolt that's sorta blue. that's the tracker i use that shows searches and shit. scared bunny uses a different one that may have more info but looks like it could end up costing...
my blog if yer lazy
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I thought it meant flashy ultimate bling underwear...
hmm...
i like bufu: by us, fuck you!
hahaha!
oh god i'm so fucking bored.
what would i do without youse guys?
no idea.
i'm still sitting in a towel...i'm that unmotivated and lazy today
yeah me too eddie... and then from a couple of blogs i rarely visit. weird huh?
i'm tempted to track my profile too just to see whose comments they're ocming from.
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oh my god!!!
it must stop!!
I think I would be more productive in my office if I didn't find elle. Thank you elle for the motivation.
anything to help you dollface :)
oh eddie you poor fuck. when a meeting is the highlight of your day you know you need to drink at lunch!
i'm in love with this aqualung guy....snap!
ALRIGHT. NO MORE ANON'S ALLOWED!
Ok, so I was in Blogger reading a totally worthless blog(not that mine is any better) and I hit the next blog button and I came here. It's a sign and I'm never leaving.
Still here!
for me it was the 'recently updated' links in the blogger dashboard page...
off to teach... a domani kids!
teresa is the mastermind, check her blog out. :)
elle is... ahhh... ooo...
awwwwww i have an e-crush on bl :)
ps: eminem feat tricky-detriot city....AWESOME!
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