Monday, July 18, 2005

lets hug it out bitch

first: fuck my fucking neighbor! he saw me leaving my house to walk my dog, so what does the ass whipe do? he turns around in the cul-de-sac, stops right next to me and says "don't let her pee in my yard." meanwhile my dog is sitting there trying to graze on some of his fuckin weeds. i reply with a "she's not" to which he says "well, don't let her" to which i say "fuck off already"...so he drives off, makes another cricle, passes me AGAIN to make sure i'm past his yard. so what did i do in response to his holy fuckerness? picked up the two hefty loads my dog left in the woods, and dropped them off in his yard. asshole.

second: how many times can you be traded in before you start to feel a little used?

third: rinse, lather, repeat. that's the protocol no matter what. no matter how different it feels, or it is, or it'll end up being--in the face of all things with the semblance of the past, our reaction is the same. we succumb to the same actions that we prevoiously took--no matter how wrong or right they were back then--and negate how wrong, right, overreactionary, and possibly crucial they are at the given time, given the situation and/or person. it's sort of the ultimate emotional baggage.

fourth: it never ceases to amaze me how my parents have absolutely no idea i was a hop-skip-and-a-jump away from suicidal in high school. to this day they think i was just extremely shy and coming into my own back then. now they just think i'm a lost cause.

fifth: vermilion pt 2--listen to it, know it, love it.

sixth: ever sit, lost in thought...and then after the eternity you spent lost in thought...nothing is solved, but now you have twenty more issues that plague you? fun shit, eh?

seventh: when did we change from carefree children, to the self loathing adults of today?

eighth: ever get the feeling that the people who matter most in your life, just aren't listening?

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that's it for today. shitty weekend, shitty mood, shitty blog. sorry. oh yea, happy birthday avi.

98 comments:

Daniel said...

Feeling contemplative today, mate?

1. Yes, fuck him in his big fat arse.
2. Rhetorical. I get it.
3. Doesn't have to be.
4. Communication doesn't just get better. Have you spoken to them about it?
5. Will do. But I don't like Slipknots, so be warned.
6. That's the awesome thing about our minds. Challenges, not plagues. Come on.
7. Probably in our carefree and self-loathing adolescence.
8. Yes. But do you ever wonder if they think you're not listening?

I'll be back. But, dude, you'd better fucking smile.

DZER said...

*in a sing-songy voice*

someone needs a huu-uuggg!!!!

*bear hugs ya*

you want one of my last five dollars to treat yerself to a chocolate bar? =)

da buttah said...

i'm smiling, and dancing around my office like always. i'm fine! swear! just....introspective?

and no thanks dzer....but i will offer you some maple brown sugar oatmeal =0)

da buttah said...

oh! but i am pissed my links and shit won't show on my page. what the shit is that?!

Anonymous said...

SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, & your links are all the way at the bottom of your page. That happened to our blog one time. I don't know what the hell caused it to happen, but about a week or two later they magically came back to where they belong. Don't bother e-mailing blogger either. They'll give you a canned response that doesn't explain a fucking thing.

Daniel said...

Links are working fine for me. Though I use Opera.

CK, you're living up to your name haha.

da buttah said...

holy shit Shane 2 weeks? figure i'll just keep republishing my fuckin blog till they get pissed. and yea slipknow is the shiz!

Hedge: you're hot and aussie, what doesn't work for you? DUH!

CK: eh nada. nothing says fun like seeing a ton of people you went to high school with, and haven't seen since graduating for a reason. shawing!

Daniel said...

Everything works for me. I won't put up with anything less. Der. :P

And what's with the Slipknot thing? They've never done anything for me. Please explain.

Oh, and Dude: know the Mr Bungle song, 'Everyone I went to High School with is Dead'?

da buttah said...

Hedge: Slipknot is a somewhat heavy metal band from Iowa. awesome music.....he's a great lyrcist and singer, if nothing else.


CK: i was drunk! most of it stems from just seeing how a good friend of mine has been over the past 4 years. he moved to israel after 1st year of college and now he's back....and i guess he just broke my heart with some stuff he said about his own life, and his perception of mine? eh whatever. two more diet cokes and another nodo and i'll be over it!

Daniel said...

Hey, don't talk to me about metal. I love metal. But, as metal, I find Slipknot subpar. As for anything else, I can name 5 artists that do what they do better. I just don't know what other people think they do.

But, you know, I'm willing to try.

Anonymous said...

What bands would those be Daniel? Slipknot is fucking awesome!

da buttah said...

haha...name the 5 artists so i can download some stuff. i love slipknot cause i used to go see them when they played in iowa when no one even knew what or who they were....it's a deep love man!

DZER said...

I may be young to be an old fogey, but I think the best music has already been made. Most of the new stuff out just doesn't do anything for me.

And why do you young whippersnappers have to play yer hipsy-hopsy music so garsh-darned loud? Why back in my day ...

Johnny said...

when in doubt
pinky out

-- spongebob squarepants

Daniel said...

I'm not trying to disparage them. I don't think I made myself clear.

The 5 artists thing is that for whatever you like Slipknot for (eg good riffs, songwriting, musical talent etc etc) I can think of 5 other bands that do that thing better. Now that I think about it, it wasn't really a pertinent thing to say, haha.

But yeah, I'll recommend music to you. Give me your conditions and I'll see if I can think of something to suit them.

Anonymous said...

I hate hip hop. I used to be okay with it, but then too many white kids started trying to act black.

da buttah said...

haha i agree with ya dzer...turn down your fuckin bass you wigger-child! the kids of my parents neighborhood blast that shit like they're in the hood. how hood can you be when you drive a range rover daddy bought you, and live between a bunch of farms?!!

DZER said...

word, homey. that shizzle is played, y'knowhai'msayin'? straight trippin', boo. peeee-ayce!!

da buttah said...

i have no conditions...if it's music, i'll listen (minus gospel and country..that's just shite). bring it on Hedge!

Johnny Menace said...

nice shitty theme.

Johnny said...

btw i find your crazy twisted thoughts interesting. i do believe i will be back for more, ie

thank you miss. may i have another.

Daniel said...

Oh Buttah Boobs, you sure know how to make it hard for a guy. No pun intended.

OK, well, if Metal's your thing, the greatest band in the world for smart, emotional, heavy and melodic metal is Opeth. Of course most of their songs go for 10 minutes+, but for starters. try the Drapery Falls.

If you like strange eclectic stuff, try Mr Bungle. Or, for that matter, a little band I was in - hopefully reforming soon - called Go Go Action Bears (mp3.com.au/gogoactionbears).

There's this great band called the Beatles, but you probably already know them...what about Silverchair? How much of them do you know in the states?

Anyway, I always should have something to recommend for whatever points of reference you give me.

Of course, because I've said I'm not a Slipknot fan you're going to deliberately try and hate what I recommend, but I'm prepared for that :)

da buttah said...

Psh! Music, like most things in life, is an opinon. you have yours, i have mine...never know what mine is till i hear yours, right? beatles are my fav, actually. love silverchair..have all of their cd's =0)

Thanks Hick!

DZER said...

anyone have the best of Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam (with Full Force)?

I've got a hankerin' for a taste of "Head to Toe" and "Lost in Emotion."


Hit the beat now ...

Boomski said...

HAHAHAH Way to go with the neighbor. Don't let anyone get away with talking shit to ya. Next time I'd just put a flaming bag on his door and run....

Man, I don't think I'm going to ever grow up.

This post actually put me in a good mood. I love the darkeness

da buttah said...

Dzer....i could go for some "dancing queen" =0)

da buttah said...

dude i love the dropkick murphey's. so hah.

mike: but it was fine yesterday when i posted the pic?

da buttah said...

i have this undying love for the suicide machines.

da buttah said...

hey! it worked. fickle fuckers!
thanks mike!

DZER said...

It took me a while, when I was younger, resolving my love for ABBA with my masculinity.

But now I dont' care; I hear the drums, Fernando. I feel the beat of the tamborine ... oh, yeah!

da buttah said...

<--computer idiot.


Dzer! fernando rocks! s'all about "take a chance on me"....."if you change your mind, i'm the first in line...hunny i'm still free..take a chance on MEE..if you need me let me know and i'll be around....if you got no place to go and your feeling down!"

da buttah said...

you can't not love abba. you can't not smile when you hear their shit.


blondie?
hmmmm...nope, only blondie song i know is "heart of glass"

Daniel said...

Of course Silverchair aren't on par with Slipknot. Silverchair are an innovative rock band. Slipknot are a derivative metal band. They shouldn't be compared at all :P

da buttah said...

silverchair had their korn wanna-be phase though...and that was painful.

DZER said...

It's OK, murphy. After all ... anybody could be that guy ...

da buttah ... you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. ooh-ooh-ooh, see that buttah, dig that scene, dig in the dancing queen ..

da buttah said...

that other band would be stone sour, which was corey's band WELL before slipknot even existed. in case you didn't know

aww Dzer...come here and lets dance!

Daniel said...

Yeha, when they were 15. I'm not going to argue though.

But, really, as far as metal guitarists go, I have to I have to respectfully disagree with Ductamike's opinion of Slipknot's guitarists. You grew up with them, so I understand the idea.

And don't get me started on metal singers.

Anyway... *listens to the Berzerker*

DZER said...

da buttah ... umm ... hello? "Call me?" "The Tide Is High?" "Rapture?"

damn ... I know too many Blondie songs ... *sigh*

DZER said...

da buttah ... I'm not legally allowed to dance in the continental United States. something having to do with plate tectonics and fat men dancing ... I haven't read the full legislation yet.

da buttah said...

my love for you is like a truck bezerker...would you like some making fuck bezerker.

best guitarist, regardless of genere, is dave fuciante from rhcp. he's incredible. that's my opinon. singer wise? rob thomas amazes me...how girly eh?!

da buttah said...

i'll sue them for fat man discrimanation vis a vis the enjoyment and right to dance as freely as possible Dzer...we shall dance!

Daniel said...

Buttah Boobs, are you confused? You mean either Dave Navarro (who did one album with RHCP, but is actually from Jane's Addiction) or John Frusciante (who played on their most well known songs). From a technical stand point Frusciante sucks donkey balls. I like some of Navarro's Jane's stuff though.

But, really. Come on, man. Haha.

da buttah said...

frusciante..whatever! i can't spell and i'm writing up four agreements in legalese...bite me. i like frusciante....go figure.

Daniel said...

Hmm, legalese. *plays Fredrik Thorendel whole tone solo on air guitar and then says 'Play that Slipknot guitarist motherfuckers!'*

DZER said...

is it like bruschetta? man I love bruschetta.

*makes appointment to dance, retaining buttah baby as counsel in case of arrest*

da buttah said...

i have queen in my head. shite!
"i want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride my bike! i want to ride my bicycle..i want to ride it where i like!"

DZER said...

OK ... now I get to go to bed with Bohemian Rhapsody playing in my head ... thanks buttah babes ...

da buttah said...

sorry dzer! sleep sweet darlin!

da buttah said...

DUDE IN THE HIZHOUZE!

WORD!

sassinak said...

if you like anything that isn't country or crap... might i suggest sheva. my sis discovered them. they're from israel and the members are jewish, christian and muslim AND they kick ASS.

They can play anything from reggae to crazy arabic scaled stuff to something that sounds like rock to drum stuff. she says they would pick up an instrument, play for a bit, drop it, play something else etc.

anyway i heard a live CD and it's damm good although apparently better actually live.


Also... buttah I'm here to tell you from my ripe old age of 33 *grin* that every year gets better.

da buttah said...

my friend said that whenever he heard the song "queen killer" he thought of me....

not sure how to take that....still.

and thanks Sass..i needed that kind of optimism today! and i LOVE! sheva!

Shanshu said...

I'm sorry you had a bad weekend! Don't be in a shitty mood! Things will always get brighter!

Or...some such crap, like that.

da buttah said...

Dude! so not my fault i'm a wandering jew! and how does one speak like a baroness?

aww sorry RUS..need an e-huggle?

da buttah said...

the way i link my cuss words together is a real tear jerker eh?

OPERATION!

Shanshu said...

It seems as though I may very well be one of the few people in a good mood today?

Hmmmm. Kinda goes with the "nobody got laid over Harry Potter weekend" theory, I guess.

da buttah said...

the inner child is having the best week ever!

and uhh..sorry...i don't like harry potter to begin with....call me odd...

da buttah said...

yea..sucks you in..but it's fuckin funny at times!

Anonymous said...

Still in the shittyness eh? Reason number 3468987 not to leave you and I-man in the same room huh? Talking with Eitan probably didn't help..or getting your car towed..or..having that asshole try and tell you off..or..well, yea the weekend sucked for you. Leave it at that, but I still cuddle-bum you!

da buttah said...

eitan eitan eitan..whatever, i'll be over it by the end of my work day....nothing like going home to momma yelling to make you forget how shitty that weekend was! yay! ps. call avi pops, he turns 25 today.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to google to find your blog and your generic AIM name, who knew? Mondays suck with or without Harry Potter

Jabbertrack said...

Harry Potter can kiss my ass

sorry about your weekend Elle, but now it's a fun-filled week of work-time-blogging and commenting.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

da buttah said...

Choice! you find my alter-net ego! welcome :)

Jabberstud! YAY!!!!

Steppin' On Toes said...

Eigth point: Yes....you summed up the number one reason behind breakups and divorce and depression.

da buttah said...

well..serial killers are actually sociopaths...least that's what i learned in first year college psych. prositute? a job is a job?

da buttah said...

wow.....murph's a serial killing prostitute?

da buttah said...

he wouldn't kill prostitutes mike...who else would fuck him?

da buttah said...

i did not meet him! i demanded he change that icky cum stained shirt..and he wouldn't!

da buttah said...

ewwwwwww! you think i had sex with murph?

well even if i did, i was thinking of you
rawr!

da buttah said...

yea...you got yours, right?

least someone did.

ass bastard!

da buttah said...

yea..i bet hallmark makes labor day cards...i'll get right on it massah!

da buttah said...

naw..on you they look sexy CK

on murph..it just screams that he's a two dolla fluffah

Shanshu said...

Icky cum stained shirts is the BEST way to get somebody's attention! Now I have to re-read all the comments!

I love blogging.

da buttah said...

i'll be your fluffer CK =0)

da buttah said...

mike....for me to fluff you would be 100 for 10 minutes

i have to keep my fans happy; however, and thus CK..you get it for free to ensure your continued reading

da buttah said...

disdain in that comment is duely noted.

da buttah said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
da buttah said...

i deleted it....fuckin around with emoticons..and it didn't work

da buttah said...

what?! would you rather stare at the image code?!

da buttah said...

damnit!

i'll find that good old southern boy of my parents nightmares...someday...someway....ooo...a butterfly.....

sassinak said...

hey elle

how about anthony and the johnsons? :)

It's not really boundless optimism, it's true. When I was 17 i decided not to jump off a bridge, it's gotten steadily better from there. course your attitude has a lot to do with it. making the decision to be positive is hard as fuck but worth it in the end.

da buttah said...

positive shmositive
i'm a realist with a huge tinge of cycnicsm and a dash of pessimism (i think i so spelled that wrong..but i don't give enough of a shit to look)

da buttah said...

oh my god..twice i one day

but

i agree with the murph mike. you're one crazy fucker.

Jabbertrack said...

how can you be depressed and have giant boobs? I'll never understand :(

da buttah said...

who said i'm depressed?

introspective and not chipper, yes...depressed? eh, no.

da buttah said...

but i'm..i..ii....IIII..i'm illiterate *Sob*

Jabbertrack said...

If I was Harry Potter I'd give that psuedo girlfriend of mine giant boobs and make her talk less.

Jabbertrack said...

I didn't see that one...

sassinak said...

murph: it says 'reading is sexy' btw.

and i'm not normally depressed i'm just hungry and tired of not getting jobs :)

as for the boobs... trust me dude, they don't get you dates, just leers and married guys :)

'hard as fuck' <-- strange canadian expression?

Jabbertrack said...

you called?

da buttah said...

holy shit..they do get leerers and married guys

EW!

Jabbertrack said...

what's so EW about married guys? we are people too damnit :(

da buttah said...

you're a stud...you're different jabber

i'm talkin nasty fat ohian married guys!

Jabbertrack said...

^ ??????????

sassinak said...

nothing is wrong with married men that are married and faithful to their mates. married men who lack personal hygiene, drink more alcohol than i do water [and I drink a LOT of water] AND hit on me or touch me a lot right on the edge of harassment while hoping their wives aren't looking?

SO REPULSIVE!

Like really, why would I want a guaranteed cheater?

Anonymous said...

For first: I believe what you encountered next door was a Class A piece-of-shit.

Probably the same guy that slows down on the highway for a wreck that's going the other way. Or maybe he's the dude that takes his sweet ole time writing a check in the grocery store line.

And for Eighth: Every damn day :)

Anonymous said...

Awesome.

sassinak said...

yeah mark coveny we know... every woman with larger than average breasts knows it... and truly we mostly like it really.

it's just... so what if i have big tits? I also have a big brain and a big ass... this and 25 cents will get you a phone call.

BadGod said...

If Slipknot is so great (all I hear all fuckin' day long here in iowa) why do they wear masks? I think they are hiding something.
Oh, well. To each his/her own.

By the way, Elvis is still the king.