Tuesday, July 26, 2005

les aristochats!

some men find themselves asking "what woman can pay $600 for a pair of shoes?" well gentleman...me. oh yes, these are my beloved newest addition to my, i must admit pretty awesome, shoe collection: valentino strappy tie-up heels. ORGASM!

ps: they were on sale.
pps: i almost fell over taking this goddamn pick, so no giving me shit for having some of my skirt show. it's a fucking cute skirt, so go fuck yourself!
ppps: no making fun of the gay tat, and yes, i realize that i'm kind of pale. sorry.

anyway, i have a meeting today from 11-2 (hoy! nothing beats talking about oldes, led panels, and density diffusers for an assload of time)..so i have a little something for y'all to watch. fair warning! it's kind of, ummm, really raunchy, so FYI before you watch my smut at work and blame me for getting fired.

enjoy!

58 comments:

mal said...

Immelda, do the shoes come in 11W?

RE: Cartman,,,I don't get it *G*

DZER said...

ka-yute!

*checks calendar to see if it's national foot fetish month*

jimmmer said...

Nice skirt.

da buttah said...

thank you Jimmer

and i think they do Mal! although, i'm a 9n =0(

Dzer! 'sup love?

Anonymous said...

I must have missed the "Feet Week" memo

Anonymous said...

e, what the fuck happened?!

leave a fucker hanging!

da buttah said...

e!
haha he wants to be friends....and ya know if you picked up your fuckin phone last night i would have talked to you, and you would have seen me as gitty as a 3 years girl with an ez bake oven! sooo happy, it's sick!

Anonymous said...

Ah how could I have missed it the first time through....

"They were on sale."

Nuff said.

da buttah said...

they were on sale.....300 off man

boo-yeyeah

da buttah said...

haha that is the sale price 600.

god. i'm a priss. and i love it.

Anonymous said...

you have sexy Cankles

da buttah said...

i do love my cankles! thank you!

da buttah said...

thanks ed.

sadly i know what those things are....god. the nerdiness is deafening sometimes

da buttah said...

aww you like my shoes murph?

they're hot huh?

i'll get some tan lines for you..take a pic of that....how's that?

jimmmer said...

I agree with Derrick!

UP THE SKIRT!!!
UP THE SKIRT!!!
UP THE SKIRT!!!

da buttah said...

might take me a while to get said tan lines....

seeing as i never see the sun

Shanshu said...

I love Cartman. He never fails to surprise me, and I never fail to laugh.

thanks for that! It's a good way to start the morning...especially after the weekend I had.

da buttah said...

haha Com-rad..all in due to my dear..and no..it's five hearts that everyone thinks is my ode to hawaii.

Eric...sorry bout your weekend, hope the week shapes up better =0)

da buttah said...

it's a tat fucker.

DZER said...

what is the tatt, btw? hard to tell from the photo ... could be a butterfly taking a crap whilst flying ... or it could be the Galapagos Archipelago ...

da buttah said...

i know eddie..i've lost my flaire..what can i say.. and thanks...oh...we need to get to work on that elimidate episode! haha

DZ: it's hearts...i guess it's my ode to hawaii? people say it looks like hawaii...and i do want to move there

jimmmer said...

do you have any other tats? i'm bitten. got two biggies, next one to follow soon.

DZER said...

remind me to upload my tatt pics sometime ... only 4 but still have plans for a few more.

I have one on my upper back, one on left upper arm, two on right upper arm. Now I just need a tatt on each leg.

This is my rationale: If (or when) I'm chopped up after being viciously murdered, if anyone finds one of the major parts of my dismembered corpse, they'll be able to identify me.

"Kokopelli and mermaid tatts on the arm? OK, that's DZER."

Kiki said...

Shoes are justifiable at any price.
They're cute!

Steppin' On Toes said...

Love them.

Jabbertrack said...

Do those shoes come in men's 13? My legs would look fucking HAWT in those.

da buttah said...

ohh guiseppe....*drool*

da buttah said...

Jabber stud: i think they do..i'll send you the website =0)

Ed: my girflriend is hot like you

Ducati: thanks. and cartman was fucking hilarious

Jersey: so worth the 600 for the amount of guys saying they're awesome to me haha

da buttah said...

yea!
i saw a huge ad for it last time i was in nyc

and starbucks has their own alcohol now!

da buttah said...

yea i don't like that tat...the rest i'm fine with..that one..naw....but it was an experience.....

dude remember the guy who did my stars and your ladybug? SO HOT!

da buttah said...

hmmm my stars are too low to take pictures of...and not see my cooch. haha

i said cooch!

MURPH! e-mail me. HAH!

da buttah said...

oh that's right..hibiscus..i always get the positioning of those two confuzzled


mah bad.

da buttah said...

totally forgot about the one on my back till my dad was like "elka! what is that shit..cover that up"

heheheh COOCH!

Johnny Menace said...

When did you lose your pinky toe on your left foot?

da buttah said...

ED: auo....just questioning..been lookin' at 'em

Johnny: i was falling over at the time..so my ankle was twisted and my toe moved. happy?

da buttah said...

actually..it was fantastic. actually renewed my faith in the prospect of a-being a lawyer, and b-work being fun. great meeting, learned a ton!

Johnny Menace said...

actually i am happy i would be happier if you fell... don't ask me why.. i just know i would be.

da buttah said...

I will fall tomorrow, just for you Johnny


Good..i'll check it when i get home Murph....and uhh after you show your tat covered dick

da buttah said...

yea they are

still plotting where to put my next one...if i ever go through with it

da buttah said...

no nipples..and i do like pain....we've discussed this murph haha

was thinking on my side...whatever...figure it out haha

da buttah said...

i have those stars you tard...on the pelvic bones.

no..side like..i guess kinda around the tit region

da buttah said...

whole fuckin region.

orgasmic eh?

da buttah said...

anyone?!

haha it's you and me talkin murph

da buttah said...

naw shouldn't hurt

just vibrate a shitload..that'd get annoying

da buttah said...

get a small one!

da buttah said...

jelloish....flappin....wha?!!

gravity dipshit. gravity

da buttah said...

my boob just recoiled back into my chest

thanks murph. thanks alot

da buttah said...

i'm clogged!

da buttah said...

holy shit Ed!

da buttah said...

and informed his employer! shit. tattle tales even in the blog world haha

da buttah said...

s'all good man
better to be clogged than uhhh...skip it entirely.

da buttah said...

meeting 2 in 8 minutes! YES!

da buttah said...

wow ed. wow

chicago is closer to me!

da buttah said...

i'm in the meeting.

so far..pretty boring.

yea i know ed. you and your girlfriend =0)

Anonymous said...

Damn Eddie

Go give yourself a "stranger"

or something

Anonymous said...

Sorry bro?

jimmmer said...

So what's the final final outcome of the new tat?

Boob? or more around the crotch area?

Anonymous said...

What makes those shoes so special. One thing I have never understood about shoes is how can one spend so much money on them? Guess I'll never know.