well, i've tried six times now to update my profile picture (because someone..and i'm not naming names here..RYAN..requested it be changed) to the one that jakie, brad, ben, ryan and lan all seemed to choose from my wee little collection (which is, oddly enough, my profile pic for EVERYTHING ELSE). the fuckin thing won't let me..so screw it. post it here, and then you can continue to revel in me flicking you off with gum clenched in my teeth. enjoy!
anyway, time for another game of Name! That! Movie!
you know the rules!
1. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real
2. An entire generation of Cinderella's and there's no glass slipper coming.
3. No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
4. I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
5. When the going gets tough, the weird turn pro.
6. This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers
7. Ohhh man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!
8. You either gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.
9. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity
10. I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer."11. I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.
12. Armed? Armed with what? Hmm let's see. Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster. What do you think they're armed with? GUNS YOU TIT! GUNS!!
13. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
14. Only in their dreams can men be truly free. Twas always thus and always thus will be
15. We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
16. I guess in the end I'm just a trendy ass poser
17. Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
18. I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out
19. You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that, get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring
20. If you plan to shoplift, let us know
21. Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
22. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
23. May the winds always be at your back, and the sun upon your face...and may the winds of destiny carry you up to dance with the stars
24. In this life, there are nothing but possibilities.
25. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, gear on up, it's bobsled time!
26. I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
27. Doing stuff is over rated, look at Hitler. He did stuff but don't we all wish he would have sayed home and gotten high?
28. I did nothing, absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it would be
29. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
30. The first time I saw Mary, I got that old fashioned feeling that I'd do anything to bone her
31. Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin have it
32. I shouldn't have done that, you can't tell someone that you're going to kill them these days. I have to tip-toe through the tulips with these motherfuckers
33. I'll fuck anything that moooooooooves
34. I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I don't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world is still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we really are. I'm no different... Now where was I?
35. Times are hard for dreamers
36. That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin hurts, but it's sort of all we have.
37. Love humiliates you, hatred cradles you
38. God is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass. And I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather tear of my feelers and watch me squirm
39. -Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was.
-A what?
- A ugooglizer - one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a ugoogly is?
40. I am sorry for your loss, your mother was a terribly attractive woman
122 comments:
what did i do now murphy?!!
I like the middle finger pic better anyway. The "serious" Da Buttah look just doesn't do you (or your blog) justice.
I didn't mean to double post. Would you be so kind as to remove one of them?
the middle finger pic stays! good. i wasn't about to spend another two hours figuring out how to upload that one. bastard computer programs
The profile pic thing: We think that the pic isn't loading up, because the old pic remains and we're like "WTF?" but in reality, it's there...the blog server just hasn't updated, yet.
Give it a day...see what happens. Everytime I've changed my blog profile pic, it doesn't take affect, until the next day.
Tah-dah!!
That will be $1.00, please.
Where can I read the rules?
Walter--there are no rules. i'm just to brain dead to actually come up with a real blog, and this at least is somewhat creative?
Ed: i shall check it out! and gatorade!
shit i'm 6% liberal douche! fuck me
Excellent list... and pic too princess, heh heh
I only knew 18 of these movie quotes...that's not very good.
Shame.
PS: I didn't want to post the ones I knew, because I do not know the rules....if there are any.
pstttttt: you're suppose to uhh iono...INTERACT?! and say which movie is which you douches!
and thank you Ed..i pride myself on being heartless, even in my politcs!
3. Space Balls
6. Clerks
7. Pulp Fiction
8. Shawshank Redemption
9. Toy Story
10. Dazed and Confused
15. Fight Club
17. Clerks
20. Clerks
21. Dogma
24. Empire Records
25. Cool Runnings
28. Office Space
29. The Princess Bride
30. There’s Something About Mary
32. Boondock Saints
33. Clerks
38. Bruce Almighty
hangover......well, i always gatorade it up and eat a burger. how bad is it Ed?
Thanks Blahgraider :)
Well done Eric *seal clap*
1.Red Dragon
2.Almost Famous
3.SpaceBalls
4.Dazed & Confused
5.Heck if I know
6.Clerks - Best movie ever!
7.Pulp Fiction
8.Shawshank Redemption
9.Toy Story
10.Dazed & Confused again
11.As Good as it gets
12.Lock, Stock and Two smoking barrels
13.Monty Python & the Holy Grail
14. Dead Poets Society - I think
15. Fight Club
16. No clue
17.Clerks!
18. Billy Madison
Be back later for more. Gotta work sometime today
Eric---33 and 30 are wrong btw
*seal clap* yay brian!
ed! telling you..GATORADE!!
poor guy. well, least she didn't puke on him.
i can't stand the dew to begin with..so ....hope it works! if it makes you feel any better i feel like i'm going to yak too
poor desperate hillbillies. wisconsin..so full of them.
#33 isn't wrong! Jay says that, outside of the store with Silent Bob! The quote is:
"I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"
Right?
Right.
:)
ya know. that's a bad quote on my part. jay says that in every movie
i was thinking of "jay and silent bob"....but i guess clerks works
CK!! i've missed you! 31 is wrong =0) and what's wrong with the tao of steve?
awww. well. almost the weekend, right?
It's so pathetic how few of those movies I actually know for sure that I choose instead to counter-attack:
1. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
2. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
3. The bitch hit me with a toaster.
That's all I got. Man today is a sucky day.
CK...want a swig from my flask? i think you need it.
DZER! you win. no clue what movies those are!
DZER: #3 is Scrooged.
I don't know about the other 2. Damn, you people sure do know how to make a guy feel stupid!
I win? You don't know three ... but I don't know 30-plus! LOL
shanshu ... bingo on No. 3
scrooged?
never even heard of it
It's a Christmas movie ... maybe that's why?
Bill Murray is a television producer who's putting on a live version of "A Christmas Carol," when he's visited by an updated version of the ghosts of Christmas.
Ring any bells?
none at all
either i'm way to young for my benefit
or i really do avoid christmas movies like the plague
It's hilarious, even for a non-Christian, I'm sure ;)
1. Caddyshack
2. Casablanca
i knew caddyshack!!
Caddyshack is one of my all-time fave comedies, right up there with The Jerk and Blazing Saddles.
adore blazing saddles
i'm stuck on death to smoochy. don't ask
death to smoochy is highly underrated. fuh-nee!
i love how dark and sardonic it is!!
It looks like you are about to scold me in that picture.
Why not just make your profile picture the boob shot?
You want dark and sardonic? Try 13 Moons, starring Steve Buscemi and Peter Dinklage. It's a hoot!
I have to agree with jabberman ... the boob shot just sums up your ... umm ... personality
i shall netflix it
Jabberstud---just boobs? naw! tacky!
Ok, I haven't read the other comments yet.
1. Memento?
6. Clerks
7. Pulp Fiction
9. As Good as it Gets
11. As Good as it Gets
13. Holy Grail
15. Fight Club
17. Clerks
20. Clerks
21. Dogma. Enough Kevin Smith mate?
22. Moulin Rouge (by way of Nat King Cole)
25. Cool Runnings
26. Austin Powers 2?
28. Office Space
29. Princess Bride!
30. There's Something About Mary
33. Blue Velvet! My favourite movie! (of course, you might be referring to when Jay says it in Clerks, referencing Blue Velvet)
34. Memento.
38. Dogma.
39. Zoolander.
1. Hannibal
2. Almost Famous
3. Spac3Balls
4. Dazed and Confused
5. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
6. Clerks
7. Pulp Fiction
8 Shawshank
9. Toy Story
10. Dazed and Confused
11. As good as it gets
12. Lock Stock
13. Monty Python
14. Dead Poety Society
15. Fight Club
16. SLC PUNK!
17. Clerks
18. Billy Madison
19. Professional
20. Clerks
21. Dogma
22. Moulin Rouge (total shit)
23. Blow
24. Empire Records
25. Cool Runnings
26. Austin Powers
27. Tao of Steve
28. office Space
29. Princess Bride
30. Dumb and Dumber
31. Boileroom!
32. Boondock
33. Jay and Silent Bob
34. Memento
35. Amelie. I think.
36. Garden State
37. no clue
38. Bruce Almighty
39. Zoolander
40. Royal Tenenbaums!
I got 49% on that Liberal Douche thing. Of course, not that many of the questions had answers that I, as a non-American, could answer properly.
sorry..i watched two kevin smith movies last weekend
i had love
Hick: the latter. and i sent you back your adoption paperwork...DAD!
Ed: who cares? it's the internet. vent all you want, feel free...but then i may have to vent on your site and it's highly not stock related!
I'm glad somebody FINALLY guessed #40...it was driving me nucking futs.
royal tenenbaums. that's my intelligence test for people i date
you don't find it insanely hilarious, i don't date you.
go figure i'm single =0)
here's the state of my financial planning: I'm sure i'll die before retirement age, so fuck the ira/keogh crap.
and I'd rather keep playing poker than the stock market. there's just something insidious about people betting on how good the orange crop or pork belly market will be or is.
Sorry, the extent of my stock savvy is "Trading Places."
*pays Randolph $1*
I'm sure there are many, many other reasons why you wouldn't date me ... y'know, besides the 8,000 miles you'd have to drive to pick me up or vice versa ...
haha
after this last thing, i think i'm out of the game for another year before i consider it again.
Didn't work out with Gregg? It's because he spells his name like a fucko, that's why.
if it's any consolation, after you come to Guam for our date, you can just swing south for the hot aussie. Or vice versa, if he has a problem with sloppy seconds.
there is nothing with gregg
i decided he was out.
rule of thumb boys:
all girls have a list. some kind of derived checklist comprising what they look for in someone. (if a girl denies this, they're lying..trust me). the extent to which that checklist waxes and wanes is directly proportionate to how you initially astound her..however, in the face of chucking your own reality at her, you've lost whatever exceptions you may have had...and you're re-examined all over again. upon this? odds are you're out
clearly that is the reason i don't listen to jesus... a racoon is ok?? at least i know now.
guys have that list thing too, only I'm guessign ours is WAY less complicated and involved.
The number one rule: never get involved with a woman with more problems than yourself.
I thought it was never get involved with a woman who can bench press more than you?
i thought it was
don't date someone unless you do want a relationship
ditto on keeping the middle finger pic. the other one was pretty attractive to. big ups L.
Depends how many people you want to exclude. Especially for me, since I have, like, zero issues. Which is an issue. Ha.
everyone has issues Hedge....even super hot aussie's like yourself
i keep my issues to myself. they are my problem, not their's.
Yeah, but you see how paradoxical it gets? Like, I guarantee that you wanting to keep your issues to yourself BECOMES an issue when you're with certain guys. Just like it's been an issue for some girls with me because they think I'm perfect. Haha, if only it wasn't true.
if my issue affects them, i talk about it with them
but my issue with the fact i absolutely hate when people don't rinse things off when they put them in the sink...isn't really an issue that should matter haha
Until the relationship gets serious and he moves in. Then he finds out that issue. Big time. No?
no..cause it's my personal thing
i lived with a girl who never EVER rinsed her dishes. never brought it up once. it's my thing. i understand that.
I see. But surely you'd want to be with someone that fits your list and maybe bringing it up with him would change it very quickly. Then again, 'don't try and change me baby'. Then again again, maybe the lists are the problem.
lists are ammendable
*shrugs* whatever. fairly sure he's out.
Yeah, maybe.
I guess I just don't like the idea of waking up one day and suddenly being 'out' because of something I had no idea was a problem.
"Dishes not rinsed, who gives a fuck?"
"It's gotten to be a big problem. And we're breaking up over it"
"Are you joking?"
"No. This is something you have to live with"
"Fine. I don't want to be with someone that pedantic anyway"
"Fine"
etc
etc
he's not out cause of dishes!
he's out cause....i don't know why.
*bangs head against desk*
this is why i avoid all this shit like the plague
Just live in a world of abundance, rather than a world of scarcity.
And so on.
i need more knob creek
Knob creek, eh? Cool.
Knob as in dick, yeah?
noooo as in whiskey!
Well, a little double entendre never hurt anybody. A big one though, just might do some damage (booya!).
haha holla!!
I checked urbandictionary.com and there are many different definitions for 'holla'. Strange Americanism, indeed.
it's ebonics hun haha
As if 'shout out' isn't also ebonics. Haha. I understand how it's used but...ah dear.
I should probably be in bed.
what if i vent in a rap? i write songs for my friends bands..i can be creative!
what time is it there hedge?
4.20.
I was out at a going away shindig for a Japan-bound mate.
japan. love that country
well...pack a bowl and sleep man!
I'm contemplative.
Pack a bowl?
contemplative of?
pack a bowl? 4:20...uhh...get stoned.....
Oh, right. No, I don't do that. And I'm only vaguely familiar of the 4.20 thing. Urban Legend or something.
Contemplative of? Just late night thinking. It's when I do my best work haha.
marry you?! what i do now Ed?!
That is the first Blog-proposal I have ever seen. I love weddings!
oh..so you just want to bang me?
i'm strangely fine with that!
"Bang" is such an insensitive word for your wedding night. How about "Sleep With"? There....that's better
haha fine...brian..will you be our rabbi?!
haha
can I be the groomsman that gets too drunk and danced dirty with a grandmother?
Why Sure! No payment necessary, just let me have a piece of cake and some free drinks from the bar. I take pictures too!
awesome! thanks brian *mwah*!
jabberstud!! naw..you're the guy i cheat on ed with. sorry!
*coughs*
hahaha nice Ed...NICE!!
*Damn bestman!*
and aussie will be our incredibly hot pool boy who i also cheat on ed with.
just for clarification
There are photos of me on my blog, somewhere. Not naked though, so that's disappointing.
Need a Gardner?
wow. in real life..so not bangable
on the internet..i'm so bangable. HAWT!
and i demand naked pics Hedge
hawt=hot. duh
Some are, some aren't. I don't think there's much I can say to that.
Then again, we don't have as much fundamentalist Christianity in our faces every waking moment, so maybe we are a little more. Haha.
i think i'll leave work early today
at 6.
shweet
reason number 3456789 i refuse to date anymore: i don't wan to be referred to as "decent looking"
Decent looking as opposed to what? Surely, then, you object to being called beautiful?
i'll settle for cute =0)
have had a flask handy ALL week of knob creek
mmmmm mmm MMM!
Out of interest, what percentage of alcohol is in American beer?
what about my old dog 40?!
my friends dad was the pabst blue brew master
pabst is shit..but hey, was free!
old dog=old english.
sorry. i always called it old dog...i have no idea why
i will go away now haha
yea..leave it to milwaukee to get mildly cool 6 years after i move! haha
still miss summerfest though. have to admit
Pabst is my favorite beer, I'm not fucking kidding. It's my picture on MSN right now.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a quality beer always and I'm known to bring home every kind of beer brewed by monks the world over, however the Pabst... just has that raw-ness that I love. It doesn't pretend one bit. Gotta respect it.
Anyway... Elle, with all due respect to my lovely wife, you are hawt. You might have some self-image of yourself that maybe you don't approve of, but don't let that shit get in the way of letting a guy tell you that you look good. Without sounding like a cliche, there is more to a woman than the size of her ass.
thank you jabberstud =0)
but it's all opinion, and i respect that. someone may think i'm gorgeous, another hideous...it's for that other individual to decide....as for myself? i'll just stick with how i think of myself..average.
sigh... if you must
now send me some Pabst
i haven't spoken with nate in years!
but i have a flask of bourbon. that i'll gladly share with you
Heh, I go away for a few hours & now the discussion turns to alcohol.
Keep the old pic,,,, I LIKE the attitude **G***
liberal douche? That's not very nice. I don't call my republican friends names just because we disagree on something. But whatever.
Alaskan Amber is the greatest beer ever!
In Honor of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
That whole marriage bout to bang buttah makes me wish you guys would just go on elimadate. Ed, hedge, and... murph? jab? ... neh i need two that who would get elimated early so ed can continue to entertain us.... looks likes its going to be brian, and hick. Wow hedge, ed, brian, and hick on elimadate with buttah.. that's entertainment. I've got even money on hedge.
"doable"
excellent
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