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i will never for the life of me.....in a million years, and i mean i've honestly tried....understand the nature of hitting on a girl while she's driving around. what is that shit?! great...from the upper arm up i look fan-fuckin tastic to you...but don't cat call, don't whistle, don't make me roll down my window so you can ask some gay question, and don't think that if you turn up your shit music or keep up with me on the highway..you will have a shot. no. sorry. (this excludes the really hot guys on the 55 who tried to get me and the dude to call them, this does include the guys on the 5 who were sticking themselves out of the sunroof to try and get us to call them on the way to san diego....also, this does include the group of guys yesterday in a white grand prix who honked at me and were hanging out their windows at the stop light at 146 and 7..idiots!).also, for the life of me...will never understand...and once again, lord knows i've tried....the new bridgestone commercials. you know the ones i'm talking about? the ones where they have the tire going around and the "wheel goes round" song playing in the background, and these hot models dancing around in the rain? yea, that one. what the shit is that?!! what about my tires is supposed to make me feel sexy?! last thing i will never understand....why when you say you don't want something, people kind of try to convince you..you do? huh?! if i wanted it, i'd say i did...leave me the fuck alone and stop trying to tell me i want that last crabmeat rangoon, and eat it! jesus. tomorrow will be more interesting.....promise. till then, i leave you with this: 
58 comments:
fluffy is DA MAN!
the tire commericals suck major green donkey dick. Trying to sell tires with sexy, wet dancers? WTF?
and damn I need to get me a dog .... *sigh*
you want a dog D?
e. sats? lo? keyn?
Yeah ... I want a dog ... but I'm waiting until I can get a decent one from the pound ... I'm never gonna spend hundreds of dollars — or more — on any pet ...
e! not sure. gramps is coming with great uncle. you want to russia it up that bad?
D'zer....hmmm *looks around all innocent* uhh yea i wouldn't uhh....shit. least my cat was free?
LOL ... how much didja pay fer the dog?
uhhh $1100
Damn woman!! $600 shoes and $1100 puppies ... and you wonder why yer terminally broke? LOL
Let's see ... $1100 for me means rent, power, water, phone, DSL, groceries for the month ... and I'd still have $400 to blow on strippers.
guys trying a pickup on the 55? They are a bit short in the smarts department too I think. Idiots use to do that when I was a kid and it was only 2 lanes. It was stupid then. OTH, it is a useful screening tool, almost Darwinian *G*
fluffy looks like one bad dude...what did you do to annoy him so?
Tropical island of Guam ... though I have a sweet deal on my apartment ... 2-bedrooms, mini-kitchen, small room for laundry (though I don't have washer or dryer and use it as storage), living room and small balcony ... on the 2nd floor ... for $300/month
And what was a nice girl from Cleveland doing on the 55 near Sin City, OC in the first place? hmmmmm? Inquiring minds and all that
Mal: I used to live in cali :)
Mike: i'll let it slide....this once
I had a buddy who spend like $800 or so on his Rottweiler ... and when it was like 1-1/2, he had it flown to Hawaii for hip replacement surgery (titanium, natch) ... I can't remember how much that cost, but I know it was LOTS ...
I've had lots of dogs in my life ... and I've loved them ... but I still couldn't spend that much on a pooch ....
the shar pei my parents inhereited cost about 3500...we didn't pay, my uncle did.
what a dumbass...he bought a dog, even though his son was allergic to them..and then pawned the dog of on us. awesome dog though.
I used to live there too....I made it out alive *L*
Hick: i met a 31 year old that takes the idiot cake!
Mallory: haha no kidding, made it out alive and with some ounce of self esteem in tact. oh, and a lot of road rage!
and your girlfriend appreciates it Mike
I don't care how rich I might become ... there's no way I'd ever pay $3,500 for any dog ... hell, that buys you three hot live-in mistresses in the Philippines for six months!!
Fluffy appears ready to jump out of my computer screen in anger.
i'm 23....and i'm to logical for my own good. is that bad?
she still with you mike? she appreciates it.
D'zer...not sure how much my next dog will cost..but i'm guessing in the 500 area....but hey..it's a person's choice, n'est pas?
Road Rage? Moi? now I know why Minnesota made me check my gun when I got my MN drivers license
Eddie, was that you in Beemer making funny faces at me last week? sheesh man, *L*
haha the grocery store? never been hit on in a grocery store Ed...but for some reason when i'm studying at Starbucks, the guys flock. go figure.
Gun? Mallory! You have to hide it better next time!
hey..i'd say i'm pretty a-emotional in the grand scheme of things.
5 years to go till i get my logic upgrade. shweet!
Hic, as you figured it out,,,,,ZERO sympathy from me kid
courtesty of UTFO:
we're programmed to rock your mind
accessing all memories for a rhyme
when we're on the mic, we never ever fronted
we just get busy and then we run it
once again, t-money ... mad props on the tittage ... choice!
I think guys assume that when a girl is driving in her car, she automatically desires to be hit on, picked up, or mooned.
We are strange, like that. I think it's all the red meat we consume, that causes it.
not to a true tit connessieur ...
and btw ... the newer pic shows cleavage tanline ... hummana-hummana!!
dude elle I was just trying to tell you your tail-light was out
dude elle I was just trying to tell you your tail-light was out
double posting is so *in*, all the kids are doing it
This is not elimadate. did you fall today?
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Oh yeah, and I always tell my grandmother that I don't want any more food. She still keeps bugging me.
I just got a call from someone asking me for a phone number. I go to give it to them and they say "hold on". Oh that pisses me off right there. Why the hell did you ask in the first place?
amateur: I can't believe you brought up Bo Jackson! Wow...now I feel really old.
Crap.
who would hit on you?
I actually had that album, if you believe that. I wonder what ever happened to TCQ?
I have all the Tribe and Q-tip albums
fluffy is great!
Salute from Macedonia!
wow an all day meeting on chips...
and this is what i miss. figures!
Fluffy don't scare me none!
MILF?
ok, what'd i miss? i've been in a seminar about gang violence all day. it's actually been a worthwhile seminar/training for once.
Hi girl!
hey KV!
murph finally shows
when i show. figures.
t'is weird... even i, the laziest superintendent you've ever seen was CLEANING all day. it sucked let me tell you... makes me want to go teach pilates in guam or something.
damm work... the nerve!
guam rocks
LOL. I've never seen guam mentioned ever! Guam def does rock. I miss it.
wow.
hafa adai from Anigua
Tamuning up in here. I've forgetten everything...it's been a long time since I went back.
does it really rock or is it more like teh phillipines which is scary as hell?
i'm trolling for someplace to move :)
Well I would say it rocks, but it could be boring cuz it's super small. And no it's not as scar as Pinas, although the city is the scariest I've been over there.
... So that was YOU on the 55, huh? Damn, your upper arm was sexy that day...
Great lil' dog! I too know what it's like to have the power to destroy worlds, if only in my own head.
And in case nobody's already said it, and seeing as i like to state the obvious, the tyres are marketed at my gender to make us think that with the right tyres you get any hot chick to dance about. Shame they neglect to tell us what car we need to go with it!
that's it! i'm getting me a doggy dog like that.
i don't need a world destroyed, but definitely the security guy at my folks' building. like, how can you have attitude? you're security! go threaten some 10 year old to get off your lawn! bitch.
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