it's hotter than a bitches tit outside!

jesus fucking christ y'all. could it get any hotter? 98 with 80% humidity......fuck global warming! i'm supposed to want to go run in this weather? HAH, right. i can't even walk down the street with the sweat dripping down my boob crack and pooling up in my bra, and i'm supposed to go run 4 miles? "he" can kiss my ass!

in other news, i ended up in boston last night to do a little impromptu singing for a friends band (won't say names, so people won't be like "yea, you totally sucked monkey cock" on my ass..), and in the process i saw ryan, jakie-poo, mike chami, and the evil twin chami, and some other people i haven't seen in EONS, and, to tell you the truth, was happy not ever seeing again. in any event, i went, i sang, i saw, i mingled, i was cordial (to a point), and then, as i was leaving, i called ryan's bitch of a girlfriend a cunt to her face---why? cause she's one of the biggest bitches i've ever met. no joke, and i've met a lot of bitches in my day. not only would she not let ryan even be near me the entire night, everytime i would try to talk to him she would somehow manage to cut me off, divert the coversation back to herself, and go drag him somewhere. jake and i? we were rather pissed. i mean honestly..who the fuck would be weary of me? LOOK AT ME?!! why would anyone in their right mind be scared of their man cheating on them with ME?!! anyway, it's not so much that i give a shit what my fuckhead of a best friend fucks in his spare time, or decides to have a "meaningful relationship" with, but seriously dude! i drove 2.5 hours, i haven't seen you in 9 monthes, you've known me (and jake) since you were 4..and you're going to let some midget with a great ass (maybe it was the jeans, i don't know..but bitch has a sweet ass....i'm almost envious..almost....i'd rather have a personality and tact than a sweet ass though, and thus it remains an almost) step into your life because she's got the supposed cunt of life? now, i understand...he hasn't gotten laid in forever (and for those keeping track forever is my "lifetime" plus a few extra years), and his cock now has a home in her..BUT SERIOSULY! eventually, you gotta talk to the ho right? eventually, you have to see that most of your friends can't stand her, and she doesn't want you to have friends outside of her. *sigh* rimjob rimjob rimjob...she wouldn't even let you give me a hug when i was leaving.....but she let me put your phone in my purse because god forbid she have room in her purse with all that make-up (seriously, the fuckin thing looked like a make-up counter...who carries around 3 types of lipgloss with them, two shades of lipstick, and an actual BOTTLE of foundation?). yup. she's a cunt. and that's all i have to say about that.