so i'm sitting here at work in the fridigaire i call my office, and i'm working dilligently (hahahaha) on mpeg-2 contracts...oh and e-mailing everyone and their mother, and playing text twist on yahoo games....and The Dude and i got into a conversation about "hairy beast" status. yes boys and girls, sometimes we women folk just let ourselves go and become all the hairy bitch we can be. but anyway, that got me thinking: what the fuck is up with hair growth? i mean i'm sitting here, while dilligently working of course, and i was looking at my leg and already it's stubbled. that, i'm strangely fine with--what i don't get is how parts are perfectly smooth and hair free, where as other parts are like veritable mini forests of pubescent follicle excrement (nummmmmy). that my friends, is the eternal question: why does hair grow in so unevenly. i mean....you pluck your eyebrows get 'em all pretty and clear, and then you look in the mirror the next day and some bastard hairs have grown in in the 5 hours you were asleep....what the fuck is that shit?!! now i understand most guys are sitting there thinking (while i'm thinking...who are you kidding elle, no one reads this shit), what is she talking about. no girl wants a hairy beast of a man..FYI..so...my only reply is: manscaping--learn it, live it, love it!
cessation of this pointless rant shall commence in
5
4
3
2
fuck it.
About Me
- da buttah
- let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
No comments:
Post a Comment