for those of you who don't know, i'm the subject of a stoners loathing (really, i'm crying over this), and have been since may. the reason i bring this up now is because, as always, a friend of mine has told me all the mindless and utterly stupid shit that boy has been saying about me to all these people who don't even know me. the maturity is deafening.
background: stoner boy, who we'll call fucker lea, is 22, uneducated (we're talking barely passed high school), and no one i know has ever seen him in a non-mary-j-state. he lacks social class, witt, and says stupid shit like "i just pretend to be this dumb so people don't expect to much from me", and even more stupid "yea..well, i'm not small, that's only half hard....yea...." uhuh yea! me? well you all know me :). the situation? we met at a bar, he amused me, we hung out for a few weeks (nothing dating or sexual...he popped random wood on my couch and i said his chubby was pint size..and thus the above comment), then he started to get super annoying with his beyond needy ways..so i ditched out, and he started dating some divorced women with 3 kids who still lives with her parents (god...hold on....okay i stopped laughing).
why he hates me? i have no fucking idea. i think somewhere in between him saying i was mean to him, and me telling him to shut up and stop being a narcisstic whiney bitch....he decided i was queen cunt (i could be...who knows), and thus the smack talking began!
what he says: we'll list these for purposes of ease:
1. i tried, relentlessly, to have sex with him and he denied me continually--and thus MY frail ego is hurt and i am angry he ditched me for the aforementioned 26 year old divorced woman with 3 kids.
2. i'm a snobby, prissy, elitest whore who will not associate with anyone who is not apart of my socioeconomic status (which is damn high, let me tell you....student life is the high life..top ramen anyone?), or as educated as me
and, my personal fav's
3. i faked my business trip to japan/korea. yes, i masterfully fooled you fuckers! i stayed awake into the wee hours so i could pretend i was up in the one-day-ahead-PM over yonder. i even masterfully found hotels, hotel rooms, streets, districts, restaurants, even a japanese internet server!...all so i could further fool you fuckers into actually believing i was over there..but i wasn't, i was in:
4. cleveland. that's right, he thinks i'm lying about moving to ny for my summer job too. i'm not an employee of GE....i don't do legal bitch work all day...my office is neither frigid nor blue.
:shakes head: the stupidity is alarming.
About Me
- da buttah
- let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
12 comments:
What a fucker. Maybe he realized how dumb he was and so he's making up for his lack of manhood by creating an opposite form of you to make himself feel better. He'll eventually convince himself so much that he'll forget how you really are, and if he ever sees you again it will be a very loud , 'Hot damn and oh to hell...'
Oh man, I read your comment L on that guy's R U Serious Blog. Buhahahaha! That was some funny shit.
dear sweet perfect murphy.....
i do what i can for my fellow homo (emphasis on homo) sapiens. and as for the bright spot, as long as it keeps from the wet spot...i'll dabble.
i rather enjoy the word COCK! cock cock cockity cock cock cock
ever notice how the wet spot always changes places on you? it's like...fucking with your like..mind and shit!
my legs are the word of the day. now make me spread 'em
HAH okay...hi, i'm elle..and im a perv!
On the Korean/Japanese front... you got me. I never suspected that you would of pulled that. It struck me as odd that they'd tap (hehehe, tap) an intern for that sort of thing but I thought, hey, she's fucking smart.
-Sir Wesley
dude.....that's why i just don't wear undies! life is so much easier and wedgie free!
winter it's iffy if you live in fuckin it-snows-in-april cleveland, or even ohiotucky where global warming has made winters a little bit more snowy and cold, but she lives in cali murph! she can free-cooch it ALL YEAR LONG!
uhhhh i was beyond self conscious when i lived in cali. it's a hard place to live if you aren't anorexic. you can be ugly as sin..but if you're thin..you're golden. the converse? nope, you're fucked.
depends on the jeans dude. i opt for the comfty cloth ones...but the real stiff jean material could lead to poon chaffing. yowzers!
Commando style in tight jeans is akin to a camel toe according to a friend of mine. Yeth T, do away with that and wear nada under tu's fiesta skirt....
For the sake of presenting the other side (I'm a Libra), I too am a Californian and am considered a twig, and yes I am also self-conscious, and along with being smart, I'd have to side with T. To not be self-conscious AND a Californian, you would have to be gifted with the essentials: i.e. perky, perfect sized boobs, long, straight blonde (or medium hehe) hair, large light eyes, long, tanned legs, curves on a twiggish body, and a reasonable brain..not smart, just reasonable, which means that it would shut up and DO IT (so namely not think when needed).
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