alcoholohoroscope anyone?!

ya know..this whole 3.5 (tomorrow is a half day for me! YAY!) day weekend is just killing whatever motivation i have to actually get my shit done. so, instead of writing a royalty cap in on the agreement im working on...i present to you my alcoholohoroscope:

Your Gemini Drinking Style:
You can drink without changing their behavior much.You're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes.You amaze people by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe.You possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once.You like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring!You may create a drinking theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for your own amusement.

Your Signature Cocktails:
Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, you'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to you collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because you're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- home-infused anise vodka is sure to win you over.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies:Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, the Olson Twins, Colin Farrell, Ice Cube, Natalie Portman, and Mr. T