i'm not faithless just paranoid of getting lost or that i might lose. ignorance is bliss cherish it. years have gone by, and i can't talk about it.

1. my bastard law school unilaterally decided that it would start spring semester a week early this year for no other purpose than to give those students taking the bar exam an extra week to study. congrats to those individuals taking the bar exam, really, i'm so proud of you for being such impulsive, compulsive, and overall selfish little whiney bitches that you got your wish of having an entire extra week to study for the three day bar exam. yup, fuck the fact that the last semester of law school is a joke, and lets completely negate the fact that you have at minimum six months to study for that test as well as the fact you still have to study for your final exams, regardless of when they are, and lets completely overlook the fact that the bar passage rate for the school has remained ninety-five percent fairly steadily from year to year to those individuals who didn't have an extra week....and lets change the entire schedule to the detriment of anyone not taking the bar exam. i expect nothing less from the people who mandated a school policy requiring professors to allow students to reschedule exams should they have more than two in a twenty-four hour period. fuckers.

2. i really do think i have the only dog in the world who will eat an entire bowl of food, drink a bowl of water, and have no desire to shit or piss 4 hours later when it's time to go out, simply because she doesn't like the location. she stares at me like i'm fucking nuts for asking her to go potty in the park across the street. o-well. it's her bladder and o-ring, not mine.

3. anyone who reads this blog knows i'm a rather aggressive driver, and that i'm pretty much the queen of road rage and the lead foot. thus, it probably doesn't shock you to find out that my license hath been suspended. what will shock you is the reason why. nope, not for excessive speeding tickets....nay nay to using the shoulder to pass dumbfucks.....negative ghostrider to it being a result of running one too many people off the road...yea, those things are not the reason. what's the reason? oh, i had an expired tag. yup! the fucking cop who was stuck behind me at a red light noticed my tag expired on the last day of june, so he pulled me over on the second day of july. the fucker pulled me over, talked to me, i explained to him that the car is a lease and becaues of that honda handles all of the dmv bullshit. he went to his car, he came back, he handed me a slip of paper and simply said "well, make sure you take care of that." how the fuck was i supposed to know it was a ticket, absent him saying so and handing me a piece of paper that didn't say anything that would lead me to believe it was a ticket? and how the fuck can he give me a ticket for something i have no control over? absent knowledge of it being a ticket, i assumed it was a warning, so imagine my shock to get a letter in the mail saying my license is suspended. congrats, mr. assfuck policeman. the streets are so much safer now that my expired tag is off the streets. i hope that fucker gets some mad explosive diarrhea.

4. i think i have a date today. insert the "j" accordingly. should be interesting...he's a medical resident. i have twenty bucks on him thinking i'm the antichrist and being absolutely appalled by me. i'm so excited!

5. the girl who sits next to me in white collar crime and who is also in my theories of justice class, has the most disgusting man hands i've ever seen. her hands are seriously larger than the keyboard of her shitty dell laptop, and her fingers are all bent and mangled. it's seriously disgusting, and it's seriously like a train wreck because i cannot help but stare at them. in addition to her having the most disgusting hands i've ever seen to date, she also thinks she's such hot shit, which is rather amusing because she's not disgustingly ugly, but she is far from the chick who has been dubbed "law school barbie" whom i admit is really cute.

anyway, it's thursday...and aside from the craptastic date, i also have my second accounting exam, so, pardon me for not having time to get all skankified for a picture....and really have no desire to get skankified for a picture seeing as my uterus seems to think it's a contortionist this week. so, instead of something skanky some tits, you get the most horrendous picture i have ever taken in my entire life, but that i feel the need to post because i told a certian someone [*cough* e *cough*] i wouldn't just toss it if he sent it to me and deleted it from his phone forever.

so, long story short. have a disgusting haggard picture of moi:

obviously it's old, seeing as my hair hasn't been dark brown for a while....and i suppose eventually i'll post a pic of me as my standard aubern hair colored self. anyway...

and sorry i've been a bit MIA from blog land this week. i've had three tests [gotta love accounting], two papers, and i get the joy of writing yet another thesis [about something i really would rather have a pelvic exam for an hour rather than write]...so, i've had a rather full plate this week. i've read most of y'all, just haven't really commented. sorry

OH!, and i'm thinking it's time for a template revamp, seeing as i'm tired of this one...anyone have any ideas?