Monday, October 10, 2005

before short there was nothing..when there was nothing there was always the possibility of something becoming what it is....

weekend was uneventful...bars...with more bars...and a few football games thrown in for good measure (holy shit the bruins beat cal!! and my patriots kicked some major ass..word up mother fuckers's)...anyway, thanks to these awesome new sleepy pills...my weekend was restful....and i had no idea how much i needed it. i never knew how wonderful it was to sleep more than 5 hours a night...until now...and i must say....it fuckin ROCKS!! never in my life have i slept past 10am...and saturday, after going to sleep at my usual 6am..i was up at not 9am..but noon. how wonderful!! now the only problem is abstaining from using them and becoming dependent on the bitches.

regardless, instead of me rambling about random shit..i'll just show you some pictures from the weekend....


the awesomest pic......EVER!! (no that's not my hand..)



awwwww sully and me.....i look latino......don't i?



gracie, missy and i...emulating the guy who barely moved his hips..or himself for that matter...while some chick was basically dry humping him with her ass......sad....really.....and yes men..we women watch you dance and grade your dancing abilities. that is then translated into how well you perform in el sack-o. we do the same thing when we watch you drink beer from a bottle....surprisingly, how you swig says a ton about how you kiss....and how you dance, says a lot about how you fuck.


brian..gracie....missy..and danielle.....upset over something?
i am the stripper pole...and yea..i have no fucking idea what the shit my hair was doing.....don't ask....


it seems a few people in my life have this goal. the goal is to make my hair go from super fucking straight....to curly. one person's solution were these rollers. here i am with the rollers...mostly as proof that i did in fact try them before i went out that night. FYI: hair was straight ten minutes after i took them out. next suggestion please.



last but not least....seeing as attention stops at the boobs....me..my bra..and my flubby tummy....and yea..my right boob looks kinda mutant and i don't know why...but it's gratuitous boobage..so shut the fuck up.

one love y'all!

peace izout!
at

29 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 10, 2005 2:02 AM

    Yay tits!

    *buries his face in them yet again*


    *Zzzzzzzzzz*

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  2. DZEROctober 10, 2005 3:12 AM

    long may they bounce
    o'er the land of the tits
    and the home of the boobs

    you are too good to us, buttah darlin' ;)

    congrats on a fun AND restful weekend. ya deserved one.

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  3. tiffkindredOctober 10, 2005 3:26 AM

    Looks like you had a lot of fun! ;) Hope you are off to a wonderful start to your week! Ox...t

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  4. Missy DOctober 10, 2005 6:06 AM

    I love that pic, it fucking rocks!!!

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  5. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 9:18 AM

    you're welcome people ;)

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  6. DZEROctober 10, 2005 9:28 AM

    you are TOO good to us, buttery one ;)

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  7. Duncan MacEachernOctober 10, 2005 9:35 AM

    Complete SHOCKER!!!!
    Thank you, thank you, thank you.
    Now if I can just find someone like you in my life...

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  8. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 9:45 AM

    MURPH....don't offer shit you won't give me.

    and i thought it was funny. blow me

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  9. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 9:58 AM

    thanks murph!

    how was the weekend?

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  10. DZEROctober 10, 2005 10:04 AM

    I don't think that's the real murph ... he hasn't mentioned yer tits once!! he talks about the roller pic, but not the gratuitous boob pic? he's an imposter!!

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  11. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 10:09 AM

    murph's sick of my boobs D..it happens

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  12. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 10:22 AM

    i'm orange.

    and the contrast could be cool hehe

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  13. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:01 AM

    holla!!

    go beating cal....like that'll happen again this century!

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  14. RebeccaOctober 10, 2005 11:07 AM

    I have straight hair like that... And everyone thinks your lying, so damn annoying. My suggestion: Fuck 'em

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  15. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:11 AM

    fighting chance till they start playing the eastern divisions.

    osu played a shit game...was disappointing...but the longhorns played an awesome game..so i was okay.


    and yes Ghetti...i usually say fuck 'em...but when free rollers are in the mix..BRING IT ON!!

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  16. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:18 AM

    i had this whole long talk with this guy about it on saturday....mostly after i was shocked at the UCLA win

    then the asshole had to be like "yea..they're out the minute they start playing the midwest.."

    party ruiner-er-rer-er

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  17. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:22 AM

    he's got a point. nothing else to do in the midwest except play football, fuck, and drink.

    yee haw!!

    god i need out of here.

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  18. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:32 AM

    fucking is so 90's...

    the new millenium is all about the anal...

    heh

    i'm high on febreeze i think

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  19. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 11:42 AM

    if i may.....

    a little 36 mafia

    "slob..on my knob...like corn..on the cob...check in with me..and do your job....lay on the bed..and give me head....."

    *tear*

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  20. Everything NiceOctober 10, 2005 11:59 AM

    that was beautiful Elle, so much more interesting to hear you wax philosophical when 'nob' is in the flow.

    Nice pics btw... sounds like you had a similar weekend.

    Holla!

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  21. Everything NiceOctober 10, 2005 12:02 PM

    Fucking, drinking, football... all good things. Regardless of the decade and best when together.

    In the stadium of course.

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  22. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 12:03 PM

    EN...just kick murph in his bald head. it works.

    and i deep throat anything that is phallic...it's how i keep my slut rep.

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  23. Everything NiceOctober 10, 2005 1:18 PM

    Elle, I was so impressed about your courage in posting hair rollers, I decided it was time to link you.

    Any chick that has balls (or boobs even) that big deserves my respect.

    You rock the beauty salon look.

    I can't bring myself to kick Murph in his head... I just can't kick that high. *sigh*

    K Murph, lie down.

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  24. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 1:21 PM

    it's the color contrast you dig haha

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  25. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 2:11 PM

    come visit me murph....muhahhaha

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  26. da buttahOctober 10, 2005 2:45 PM

    i don't get the color contrast

    i mean i do..but i don't see how it's a turn on

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  27. sassinakOctober 10, 2005 5:35 PM

    you know elle when i go climbing and get climbing chalk all in my hair it sorta thickens it up and makes it curl WAY more. now my hair curls anyway but this like triples the curl if i just rinse it after... so something thick might help...

    i had a friend with hair like you though and not even a perm would help

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  28. "Jet"October 10, 2005 9:25 PM

    What a hot piece of ass you are Elle!!!

    I really need to drag my ass out and go out one night with you all!!

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  29. Johnny MenaceOctober 10, 2005 9:56 PM

    you root for the pats but sport a yanks hat?

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