i'm drunk! i had a "date" of sorts...he's hot...i got a peck on the cheek....i doubt i'll ever see him again unless i make that finite overt gesture....strange how that always seems to happen....least he was hot..for a jew, of course....
and uhhhhh cause i said i'd give murph a pic in the cream halter top.....i figure i'll just post it here....and iono if it's blurry cause i'm fucked up...or if it's actually blurry...but uhhhh..deal with it......oh! and fuck the fuckin new flood lights they put in the courtyard that happens to be off my study and bedroom window.......i need complete darkness to sleep peoples!
oh...so....i finally broke down and fake baked today..hence me not being pale (by my standards)..and i was laying in the most technologically advanced booth i've ever seen..i mean for real y'all..the fuckin thing has scented shit that blows at you, and a mist spray it'll blow at you....and an energy mode which makes the heat more intense...........so yea..i'm laying there..and i'm thinking "how fuckin hot would it be to have sex in here"....so umm any volunteers?
*end the most gay and obnoxious post to date*
ps: the word poon is insanely fun to say at the moment. poon. poon. poon. POOOOON!
Hey... drunky!
ReplyDeleteThat's right I'm calling you drunky and there is nothing you can do about it because I'm protected by my cereal box fortress...
/Stewie
nice brownage ... goes with the cleavage.
ReplyDeletehappy drunkiness; may it be the first of many more ;)
POON baby POON!!!
Ahh... to have color!!! Glad he was HAWT!! Peck on the cheeck is respectful too. As far as doing it in the tanning bed, maybe ask the new dude!
ReplyDeletepoon.... Poon... POON! Yeah that does sound nice!! :o)
Oh and pretty picture by the way!
POON poon. Yea thats funnay
ReplyDeleteeven better poon tang
what, no boobies today? i feel cheated.
ReplyDeletePoon is the coolest.
ReplyDeleteBest new term for anal?..trying on the pink sock.
remind me never to go out drinking on a monday
ReplyDeleteholy shit.
perk: came home early...woke up feeling like ass early enough to still get 5 hours of sleep!
buttah: see what happens when you're not "boring?" ... LOL
ReplyDeletei am boring!
ReplyDeletegod. haha...i won't go into that....
it's all cause jeter's a fag!!
ReplyDeleteuch.
the white sox aren't that great dude.......
and i'm happy the bosox are out...like a true yankee fan....i can deal with a yankee loss long as the bosox are fucking out of the picture completely too
i was pissed!
ReplyDeletethey didn't show the fountain going off
that's the best part of that fuckin stadium!
can't they just get baseball the fuck over with so we can all focus on football, where our attention should be?
ReplyDeletei made 40 bucks ont he steelers winning!!
ReplyDeleteyea..if i get a caymen account...shoot me.
ReplyDeletehe still with julliet?
naw...my friend said the chargers would work the steelers..so i was like "four rounds of drinks they won't"
and thus BRIAN!! i know you read this shit..you owe me!!
any chance we can get a full shot of the halter top?
ReplyDeleteI bet you two shooters you won't post one! heh
You went on a date?! I'm hurt. So much for being the love of your life.
ReplyDeletePS: Awesome drunk dial last night. AWESOME! And, way to go for the handshake!
halter is in the dry cleaners as we speak.....sorry D
ReplyDeletethat, and i don't do shooters!!
awww dude! that's so cute they're still together *hork*
hahaha fuck you e!!
ReplyDeletei was still wigged out by the situation...
UCH!!! you fusker of moher. i fucked up eh?
the situation was odd!!
ReplyDeletei'm e-mailing him with an explanation. y'all can back the shit off
It's cool. Serious, do you care if he thinks you're the raging tard you really are?
ReplyDeleteE-mail him, no harm no foul at this point.
Yea Murphy, she did the handshake. Can be construed as cute and restrained though....
in some medium.
this is the important question: was it a french handshake?
ReplyDeleteno D....
ReplyDeletei fucked up. I KNOW!!!
fuck off e! last time i tell you anything about my life!
I came out of the woodwork.
ReplyDeleteBITCH!
Back to work. I'll let you explain the faux pas non-french handshake!
buttah ... if it was me, I'd be thrilled you even deigned to touch me ...
ReplyDeletewow ... that's true ... and my life is incredibly sad and depressing ... LOL
i'd never met the guy before in my life..ya know?
ReplyDeleteso i was kinda like "hmmmmm"
i'm gonna e-mail him and be like "sorry..freaked out. i had fun, you're cool. wanna go out again, let me know."
he's a lucky guy. :)
ReplyDeleteword verification: uranaznz
it's telling me I'm an ass! I'm gonna beat up word verification image makers!!
cffsfe
ReplyDeleteapparently i chaffe?
im off to subway..anyone want anything?!!
Trying On The Pink Sock!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Great!
I also LOVE LOVE LOVE "The Shocker" pic. Vaginal use only? Rectal use only? Bwahahahahah!
Your pic is lovely. NOt blurry. Think "Soft focus" :-)
WV: WARJM
War jam???
yarg. that's too simple!!
ReplyDeletedear sir:
ReplyDeleteI very much enjoyed our encounter yester eve and, ergo, was wondering if you, good sir, perchance, might acquiesce to a rendezvous, sie vous plait?
And might I assure you, good sir, that upon conclusion of said rendezvous, I would be willing to exchange chaste and proper kisses, in lieu of the most dignified (and quite well-received) handshake we imparted upon one another at last meeting.
I shall await your response with all due, yet restrained, eagerness.
I am, as always, yours in handshaking,
Dame Elle of de Buttah
*smacks D across the face*
ReplyDeletethat was horrible!!
i feel bad now!
too over the top? LOL
ReplyDeletewell, going to bed with a smile on my smacked face
night D. kisses!!
ReplyDeleteJeter's not a fag. A-Rod is a fag.
ReplyDeleteJeter is a poon.
Just thought I'd set y'all straight.
jew boyfriend
ReplyDelete*shudders*
I wanna be Lilly
ReplyDeleteI'm tired, tired of being admired
tired of love uninspired
let's face it, I'm tired.
I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they sing the same tune...
They're always coming and going, and going and coming... and always too soon.
that's why us gals need to sleep together... NO
stick together.
Though. that goes hand in hand, doesn't it?
Elle - I would totally sleep with you in tanning bed. Which parlor and when?
damn i'm so late to the party
ReplyDeletefirst off dude you look hot in that pic whether it's soft focus or not. for shizzle.
second god i hate first dates and trying to figure out what you're supposed to do at the end of them. Half hug with a peck on the cheek? little peck on the lips? full on tongue? WHAT???
Sass- full on tongue, full on tongue.... oh wait, we're not dating are we?
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMMIT - why am I so fucking far away from you people!?!?!
it's true though.....what do you do?
ReplyDeletefirst time meeting someone...you have no clue how they feel about you
what's a girl/boy/it to do?
EN--come on over. i'll eat you like a fuckin cream puff.
well..if we're lesbians
ReplyDeleteyou have no shot in hell with any of us.
naughty one: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
ReplyDeleteand Baby ... I'm not from Havana.
murphy: We don't need no stinking badges!
elle: peck on the cheek? french handshake?
Holy shit people, did you hear that?
ReplyDeleteDocument that statement, seriously..
Elle - any time baby.