Wednesday, January 10, 2007

i think i could tell my life story by the blood splattered on the wall-these scars make me more beautiful afterall so make me add another beauty mark.

props to blogger for not working at any point during the past two days i wanted to actually post something and/or comment on something. bigger props for beta blogger working just peachily while we old skool bloggers got fucked up the ass without so much as a spit shine. i shouldn't complain..that's a lot more action than i've had come my way in a long ass while...and at least it stayed hard.

right. so...hello my beloved readers. i know i have been a bad, bad, bad blogger on account of just not having the desire to blog. at all. on top of having nothing to talk about, being in lake tahoe for two weeks where dipshits e, j, and r totally forgot their computers even though they told me they were bringing it...i've got nothing worthwhile to talk about. same old shit, different channel, and a brand new year. how many times can i post a tit shot? how many times can i bitch and moan about how much my dating life sucks? how much can i revel in how much i suck?

well, quite a bit actually...but that doesn't mean it's something anyone else wants to read and come back to, you know?

i don't know. i guess i need to re-evaluate this blogging thing. i don't want to take it down because nothing pisses me off more than when people do that, but i'm not in my usual form and haven't been for a while. i guess we shall see. for now, i'll just do a run down of my trip and all that other petty shit. wahoooozie!

1. watching osu lose last night was painful. i won't lie and say i'm a die hard osu fan, i won't even lie and say i really gave a shit if they won or lost...but, i thought for sure that florida wouldn't even stand a chance, and then by the end of the second quarter florida had the entire osu team lined up in anticipation for some gator dick and gatorade--jizz style. what the fuck happened to osu? fifty-one days off does not a shitty fucking team make. i say it's all the in'n'out they eat, all the sun, and the fact that they, along with the rest of the glorified state of ohio, thought that this game was going to be a total cake walk. oops. their bad.

2. along with the typical new years resolution of losing another fifteen pounds or so, i have the resolution to see to it that this fucked up feeling in my stomach that pretty much resides in the background of my every pesky little thought that yells at me, commands me, and directs me to abandon this ship of a logical legal future and swim in a total sea of decline in the hopes of maybe having this feelings desires met...has a chance to find its fruition or utmost failure. perhaps then it will shut up, and i can lay to rest this irksome yearning that there's something more i'm destined for.

3. along with the new years theme, lets just say that my new years was absolutely horrendous. how horrendous you ask? lets just say i was in bed at twelve-thirty the morning of the first, crying my little eyes out.

4. while i know most people would be more than happy to have my luck in the penis department, i, of course, am not. i have no idea why, but every guy i've been with has been porn star worthy...and you can say it's because i date taller guys, but even the guy i dated that was 5'9'' had a nine and a half inch wankus [course, he had no clue what to do with it..none of them really have, but that's a whole other story]. i'm not really complaining about that, but it makes it kind of disappointing when you do find a guy that is under that...because...well? when all you've had is nine and over, anything under nine seems a bit...how to put this? not impressive. is it just me? is my expectation of the equivalent of an elephant tusk coming at me hindering my ability to have any kind of relations with a guy who is in the spectrum of average? what's a girl to do?

5. anyone interested in a snowboarding trip with me?

9 comments:

sassinak said...

i know, i haven't felt like blogging either, i mean what to say what to say?

so i just post less and when i have something to say it gets said... and otherwise i try to live offline instead

Anonymous said...

I have never snowboarded. That would be a riot.

As for the opening... Blogger has blown recently.

Otherwise, please hold onto your Apples. Love them. Care for them. ;-)

ThatGuy said...

New year, new start, blogging seems to be a little slow or hit and miss for everyone.

I'm all about skiing.

Anonymous said...

1. That game was painful for me b/c, being a Seminole, I absolutely despise the Gaytors. Hell, I drink Powerade, not that other shit!

2. Don't be a quitter.

3. I was laying carpet in my basement until 1am. Alone. Tired. And cold.

4. I once had this girl tell me she wanted 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her four times with my 3" dick and hit her in the head with a brick.

5. I'd love to go snowboarding with you! (That is if by snowboarding you mean that you go out and play in the snow and I sit inside and drink beer.) My sister has a condo in Killington that we can use.

RobynB said...

I'm having a hard time with blogging, too. The brain blockage won't go away.

I'm with Heather... just kinda jealous ;)

sassinak said...

actually i feel sorry for her... from her tone it doesn't sound like it's ever been any FUN.

darlin get your pelvic floor in shape and then the size thing won't be quite suck a big deal.

da buttah said...

Sass: agreed. live the life offline, post when it's needed. i just have no issues with not posting for a week or month at a time, and that's not good i'm guessing. o-well.

Wes: we're going! pick a weekend..i'm dragging you boarding, ho! and i'm holding onto my apples. never fear. i love my apples..they're squishy and bouncy.

ThatGuy: skiing is lame. you have to board. and yea. i think blogging may have lost it's big-bang luster. who would have thunk it? not to mention beta is fucking taking over...and i can't even partake.

Flounder: 12 inches? ouchies. hope you used a huge brick. i still can't believe the gators won...i think there had to be some kind of pay off or something. i mean, the bucks weren't even that horrible looking in their first game of the season. what the fuck?!! lets go snowboarding. you stay warm, i'll go out and hurt myself more. deal? DEAL!

Heather: i'd rather not have a guy that big, honestly. i'm not anotomically built for it, and it turns into me doing the "thou shalt not pass this point" thing with my hand. i'll send all the porn star wang i get your way from now on though :)

Robynb: definte brain blockage...or maybe it's the realization that my life is that boring. hmmm. i'll also send the porn star wang your way :)

Sass: pelvic floor into shape? you lost me.

KJ said...

Gotcha beat........12:10 in bed, alone, and asleep on New Years.

Happy Freakin' New Years.

I got no advice on the cock issue.

white_devil said...

same shit, same old black morbid thoughts or rotting.