what was rather cool is that richard patrick is actually from cleveland, ohio. who knew? i still say he's far too hot to be a clevelander, but hey..what do i know?
the opening band was from cleveland and holy fuck did they suck. not only were they the mildly metal version of the osmonds....seriously, they were all brothers and sisters which is rather odd to me at least...but the chick came out looking like the poster child for urban outfitters, which i'm thinking is a no-no if any music you play involves heavy distortion. she also had absolutely no stage presence and i swear to god whatever movements she made were choreographed. the rest of the band stood there looking like if they didn't play the show they'd be grounded....so yea, they fucking sucked and made me feel better about my own shtick on stage. what? i'm a shithead like that.
anyway...i must be getting old, or maybe my ears have reached an ungodly threshold of deafness..because my ears are ringing like a mother fucker. have been for two fucking days, and it's driving me nuts. i'm fine when music is playing or there's noise going on, but when my world goes silent [and i'm too poor to turn the heat up anymore to have it running] all i hear is a shrill ringing....oh, and my cat purring. talk about annoying.
and, speaking of talking and annoying....i have a question for you and i figure i'd do it audio style:
so, yea..in a fit of boredom i learned how to do animations...and i'm realizing this post is about fifty different directions at once, kind of sad that there's a huge difference between me on adderall and me not on it...even more sad that i'm even more random and non-sequitur when i'm not on it..so, umm sorry? uhhh....right..animation:
ain't cleveland so lovely? nothing says "visit!" like the scenic view of bus stops and ghetto ass buildings...am i right? or am i right?
and of course...a happy hnt to all..and to all a good night:
oh, and in case you haven't seen it....or heard me singing it [horrible song to have in your head before bed, by the way..just warning you]...or have been away from society for the past four days...enjoy:
one-cut a hole in the box; two-put your junk in the box; three-get her to open the box
*shakes her ass*
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BOOYAH I'm first!!!
Gawd, you have a hawt mouth.......
Happy HNT
Just stopped by to say Merry ChrismaHanaKwanza.
I kind of want to visit Cleveland just because a lot of the bloggers I read are from there...yeah, I'm a nerd...
Juicy lippy pic :)
-N
Thats my favorite SNL clip. I thought 'Swcheaty Balls' couldn't be topped, but this is it!
Happy Hanukkah sexy :)
I'm not hearing the preppy bit. I figure a preppy phone sex operator would sound a lot more WASP-y than you do. You could be a good NYC phone sex operator, though. You know, if the whole law thing doesn't pan out.
When I saw that video, my first thought was "wtf am I watching?" I thought there was supposed to be some kind of deeper meaning to it (as per traditional SNL sketches). I soon realized, it's just about a dick-in-the-box. It was still funny.
Did you do that animation in Photoshop? How did you do it? I was thinking of doing some animated pictures for my page on deviantART, when I get back to Indiana.
...and Happy Hanukkah. :)
Kristen: lil red lipstick goes a long ass way!
Chris: and a happy holidays to you too heh
Vlad: me either..but my friend said i sound like one..go figure. and fuck off! i hide it well, i think. no? maybe? kinda?
Aliecat: i will say it's better here than it was in milwaukee, granted i'm not sure how wisconsin and minnesota rate as compared to each other, but i would presume the same. if you ever stop by, let me know...i'll hook you up with free alcohol and skanky tattooed boys.
Nat: thank you!
Robynb: shweaty balls was classic. i'm a "deep thoughts by jack handy" lover...but i've had that bastard "dick in the box" song in my head for nearly a week...and i can't sing it and NOT shake my ass.
Michael: i probably should be offended by the whole phone sex operator thing...guess that means i sound slutty haha. stop looking for a deeper meaning, just take it for what it is..and revel in SNL actually being funny for the first time in a long, long, long time. i used flash to animate it..not sure how to do that kind of shit in photoshop.
Preppie phone s*x operator? I dunno but that means nothing to me.
I can't figure out why STP can't get it together. I hate velvet revolver and talk show and this army of anyone sounds like ass. Never much cared for filter either. WTF? STP was king! Anyway....HNT, happy channukah and all like dat dere.
yeah I picked up Army of Anyone about a month ago.. theres a few good songs.. Im a huge STP fan and a huge Dean Deleo fan so.. they were pretty good live then?
How'd you get that close up on your lips? what kind of camera did you use?
Dude.. no offence but I dont hear any sexiness in your voice. I dont think you would make it as any kind of phone sex operator. Ya got that Baaaston or New York accent goin on.. You sound more down to earth cool then sexpot..Later
That wasn't an insult. In a way, it was kind of a compliment. If you didn't have a nice voice, you wouldn't make it as a phone sex operator. Then again, I should have known better than to compliment you, especially in such a retarded way. :P
I also have flash, but I can't even begin to understand how to use the friggin' thing. I wish I did, though. I'd love to use it and make a bunch of little toons. :D
It's 'preppy' because you speak intelligently. It must be all those graduate degrees just filtering through.
That's the best song ever.
1. Cut a whole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box.
3. Get her to open the box.
And Timberlake during the whole "different holidays" part.
Priceless.
Let's have phone sex and I'll tell you whether or not you sound preppy. K? K.
fucking STP...army of cocaine..
its a hell of a drug.
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