1. we got a new bar manager. she. is. fucking. crazy. i shit you not, i showed up at nine on thursday night to work, and she pulled me aside to say she quit....then, magically she un-quit, quit again, un-quit yet again..and that was all before midnight. then, as we're closing up, she has this huge temper tantrum, starts screaming and flailing, and then storms out of the bar...only to walk back in and tell the new bartender, rich, when to pick her up tomorrow. fucking nut job. think it's time to quit....again.
2. usually my utter disdain for fashion lies in the choices women make about what they wear; however, this one is for all my dick-toting mother fuckers. what the fuck is up with the sport jacket, t-shirt, and jeans look? are you going to bust out a pink polo and pop the collar next? it's ridiculous, it looks like shit, and preppy was a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE, look back then..so why do you think it'll be a good look now? it's the equivalent of the mighty disgusting legging makeing a come back among the female population....it looks ridiculous in the 80's, it looks ridiculous now. stop with the sport jackets, or i will be forced to make fun of you even more than i already do.
3. i saw broken social scene this past friday...which was an awesome show, should you completely overlook all the disgusting hippies wandering around. anyway, during the show, one of the aforementioned disgusting hippies accidentally threw his cigarette, and it landed right between where me and some dude were standing. the guy had the gall to tap me on the shoulder and ask if i would be so kind as to pick it up and give it back to him. when i said "no" the guy gave me this look like i just killed his mother, then proceeded to call a bitch and other expletives. now, normally i don't give a shit when people make it a point to call me out on being a bitch, but dude! i just saved you from putting a cigarette which is laying on the floor of a concert hall that has probably not been washed since the place opened in your mouth. that doesn't make me a bitch, that makes me rather nice, i'd say.
4. i realize i live in ohio. i realize that everyone in ohio seems to be a die hard osu fan...i realize that ohio hates michigan and michigan hates ohio...and i realize that, while no one gives a fuck about the browns because they pretty much suck, this is buckeye country...but, is it really necessary to honk your horn at me, stop your car to yell at me, or make a comment about the sweatshirt i'm wearing, which coincidently says "michigan" on it. i'm not a michigan fan...i'm a fan of staying warm, and sometimes it's easier to throw a sweatshirt on rather than put a big coat on, especially when sitting in a classroom is involved. fuck off with the derogative comments about me because of the sweatshirt, already. you're the number one rank team in the league...i think that's more than enough validation that you guys rule, okay? fuck off!
5. i have nothing against people who smoke, honestly...mostly because i smoke....so, take it with a grain of salt when i say this to all ye smokers out there: stop fucking bitching, stop saying it's unfair that you can't smoke in bars, stop saying that the government is impinging on your freedoms, stop going on and on about how this is a total stripping of your rights and your freedom to choose. stop. why? because the exact same arguments can be used for those people who don't smoke sitting in a bar. not to mention, as someone who does work in a bar, it'd be really nice not to have to separate my closet into "clothes that shall forever reek of smoke" section and the "acceptable to wear out in public" section...because there comes a point where you just can't wash out the smell. it passed, it's not going to magically go away...so stop bitching about it and get used to the idea tht you won't be able to have a beer in one hand, and a cigg in the other...unless you're outside...in which case, bundle up. winter is here. tee hee!
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I hate leggings.
I hated them then....I hate them now
it's kinda like if I throw on a UofL sweatshirt instead of UK.....I've committed treason or something.
What's up ya'll? Been busy as fuck and nope, I ain't dead. :) Check blog for update.
Fashion faux pas wise, I moved from San Diego where it kinda makes sense that people wear flip flops year round. I say kinda because well, you really shouldn't wear em to work. Yet, people do.
It's 55 degrees here in SF today and people (guys and girls) are to be seen wearing flip flops. Ya know what? As much as I dislike Uggs, for fuck's sake - those make more sense in this weather than flip flops.
The end.
I didn't know you smoked. I am nt gonna lecture you cause I used to. But, be warned...I might one day. I am unpredictable like that. But not quite as unpredictable as your boss. Cause seriosuly...what the fuck? And she is allowed to work at a place where there is alcohol? WHAT? But weird bosses can alleviate the boredom of work some days. Unless someone walks in looking like Don Johnson...cause that's all sorts of ridiculous amounts of fun all in itself. And that's how out of the look I am on fashion and how much I don't read fashin magazines or watch fashion shows that I had no clue... none... that the look was back. Or maybe I didn't know cause I am not going out much anywhere lately...busy bee that I am. And now I making like a banana and spliting.
xoxox
-N
where is my fucking reply comment below?.... i feel cheated.
You crack me up. Kudos for doing school and working. Love your blog.
1. If you quit, apparently you can un-quit, so it's all good.
2. I will wear my acid washed jeans with the tight ro1l on the cuff, a t-shirt and a sports coat, and you will get wet when you see how hot I look.
3. Jerry's dead. Fish sucks. Get a job hippie!
4. The Blue and Maize! Hail to the Victors! Buckeyes blow!
5. Amen sister. And quit smoking dammit! You are much too cute to be sucking on a death stick.
1. Maybe her perscription ran out the previous day. Please check.
2. Gee I'll go ahead and give my white with black pin stripes ( and the black t-shirt ) to G'Will then. ARE YOU REALLY SURE IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT BACK?
(I looked BETTER than Don Johnson)
3. Uhhh smoking is my peeve ( I'll make an exception since you are planning to quit soon ( or should )) so I would have come unglued had I been your date.(Tell us you didn't go alone, please)
4. Whatever, I am so sick of people that feel THEY are SOMETHING because THEIR fucking team is this or that. Most have never been on any field since little league. Ok, sorry almost started to rank there.
5. See #3...but idea! Drive up window kinda bar for the "patio" that way the smokers never even come inside. Hell make it a plastic tent so they can all enjoy each others shs. I'm brillant!
i smoke. i like staying warm. we should fuck.
OK, here we go...the sport jacket thing...yes I do that and it's because I have my concealed carry permit and it makes it a lot easier to conceal my pistol with a jacket. I could always wear a safari vest and look like a real idiot if you'd prefer....or a trench-coat and look like I'm trying to blow up a school. The smoking thing...bars should be allowed to CHOOSE if they want to allow smoking or not...the government shouldn't force them to keep smokers from smoking. The establishment should decide the same way they can decide if a certain type of attire isn't appropriate and won't be allowed. Non-smokers can then choose not to frequent places where smoking is allowed. That way FREEDOM isn't infringed upon. The government needs to keep it's nose out of already legal activities such as smoking and let people and businesses decide for themselves. So as a freedom loving, gun-toting, cigarette smoking, gas-guzzling hot rod driving, alchohol consuming, god-damn AMERICAN....I WANT FREEDOM BACK!!! Not more laws regulating peoples personal choices.
Very good points on the smoking. I don't smoke, but I'm not really against it in a bar either. Still, you got good points there Big Hair
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