Thursday, October 19, 2006

the sky is bleeding above me and i am blistered. i walk these lines of blashpemy everyday, and still like a bad star i'm falling faster

i have a shitload of shtuff to finish before i leave for my "vacation," so, seeing as it's thursday and no one gives a shit about what i type...i'm going to totally ass out on this one, totally sell you out for cleaning, packing, homework completion, and situating of the pets, and go the most balls out easy escape route possible. yes, that's right....you are entering the....



this one is from an e-mail:
it was a huge long ass e-mail entitled "get to know your friends" which to me, of course seems redundant, seeing as you should already know your friends aside from the banal and stupid shit that a meme would ask. so, as some kind of favor to you, my beloved reader(s), i cropped the one-hundred and twenty-two questions on down to one:

what song best describes your mood at the moment? why?
the song is "everyday is exactly the same" by nine inch nails, and as for why? well, i'd say that's pretty fucking self explanatory, no?
i believe i can see the future
'cause i repeat the same routine
i think i used to have a purpose
but then again
that might have been a dream
i think i used to have a voice
now i never make a sound
i just do what i've been told
i really don't want them to come around
ican feel their eyes are watching
in case i lose myself again
sometimes i think i'm happy here
sometimes, yet i still pretend
i can't remember how this got started
but i can tell you exactly how it will end
i'm writing on a little piece of paper
i'm hoping someday you might find
well i'll hide it behind something
they won't look behind
i'm still inside here
alittle bit comes bleeding through
i wish this could have been any other way
but i just don't know, i don't know what else I can do

every day is exactly the same
every day is exactly the same
there is no love here and there is no pain
every day is exactly the same


and of course, what pointless post would be complete without stupid tests?



You are Slinky Heels!



You're an uptown, well put together woman
But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club
You're always the best dressed chick in the room

And you'll only settle for the best in men


You Are 36% Scary



You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men.You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.


You Go For Brains!



You want a guy with a big... brain.And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but you're not counting on it.What's on the inside is what counts for you. (Besides, you can always change the outside later!)


Your Reputation Is: Shy Girl



You've done pretty well in keeping your reputation protected..Problem is, no one really knows who you are!

anyway, next week we'll probably get back to the regularly scheduled titty program, but this week you get my ugly mug. i don't remember if i posted this one before ir not..but whatever....deal with it bitches!



have a good weekend, y'all! i'm stoked i got an exit row seat on my flight. woooot!

9 comments:

tjayswift said...

I'd kinda like to knox exactly how you're posting from the future.. seeing as how it's 11PM on Wednesday night and your post says Thursday, 12:45AM.

You must be magic.

tjayswift said...

ps- check the NASTY comment my lil sis left about the cheating girlfriend on my blog...

RobynB said...

Take care and be safe chica!

Anonymous said...

Have fun and don't break that finger...I don't know how you would function without it. You just wouldn't be the same.

Natalia said...

Classic Elle...loving it. And that you go for brains is just another reason we love you :)

-N

flounder said...

I always love the pictures of your face, you little hottie! Have a great vacation!

ThatGuy said...

And why was I not properly informed of a vacation?

Anonymous said...

APPLE, BEEEE-OOTCH!!!

*high fives E*

sassinak said...

i love the finger pic... love it.

one of my faves ever of you.

also? have a great time.