why dont' you show me the little bit of spine.....you're saving for his mattress....i only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.

it's a very special HNT here in da land-o-da-buttah....

why?

because i have so much fucking work to do for goddamn mother fuckin school that i haven't even been home for more than two hours before i have to head back to the goddamn library to research some more fuckin bullshit on the intricacies of........the mother fuckin UCC..

oh..and FUCK YOU FEDERAL INCOME TAX AND BUSINESS ORGANIZATION TAX LAW PROFESSOR!! three mother fuckin books at $127.00 a piece.......yea.....i have you in one hour, and let me just say...i am not fuckin happy. my bank account went from the negatives, to the fuckin un-savable because of your punk ass....and that...that ain't coo. you better fuckin give me an "a", or i will hunt you down....and steal back my $381.00..plus tax and interest (and if i multplied 127 by 3 wrong..just remember..i am in law school....i'm retarded)

so yea.....that took the jam right outta my motha fuckin donut..... and if you don't know what movie said line is from....lord have mercy on your pathetic soul....

(read: THIS POST WILL SUCK!)

but, i digress. this is a bittersweet HNT for me...mostly because....my brief stint as a black-haired girl is now over....and i have to admit, it was a fun fun three months of having black hair...

but all good things must come to and end..and thus....on this very snowy wednesday i found myself within amber's chair to dye my hair back to the normal reddish brownish shit that god seemingly blessed me with....and now? after bleaching, dying, highlighting.....i'm back to "normal" and have vowed to NEVER ever dye my hair black again because this just cost way too much, and it took way too long, and i feel insanely bad for my hair having to go through all that.

so, as an hommage to the black hair that will never be again....the top 5 reasons it fuckin rocked!

1. it made my eyes like 500 times more green than they are normally.....and that? that was just awesome.

2. as jake so cunningly said..it made me look kind of exotic....i doubt it, but...it did give me a kind of darkness that could be percieved as hot.

3. my armani glasses looked good on me. as a normal redheaded-ish girl? not so much. damnit!

4. people thought it was natural. apparently few people can pull off jet black hair..and apparently, i can pull it off. woot!

5. it allowed me to dye my streaks fun colors..like red, magenta, blue, purple....and......my personal fav...a mixture of all those colors. just a little reminder to myself that at one point in my life i was a party girl and fun.......and that i'm not as stuffy and hoighty toighty as my chosen profession would like to pigeon-hole me as :)

ahhhh well. back to normal...and back to school....both returns kind of pain me.....

happy hnt y'all!