1. so.....i'm starting to wonder why i have a cell phone. why? cause i never really use it. unless i'm late, or am doing a brief "you going? alright see you there" kind of thing. otherwise..no one really calls me.....so...i wonder why i have it....really.....why?
2. is there anything more disappointing than meeting a guy you find attractive, walking up to him at the bar...and then, realizing.....he's got a shitty voice? i'm a big fan of..well....guyish voices....and i have very little tolerance for a guy that lacks adequate bass in his voice. uch. such a waste of a good body and face....i swear!
3. i'm sellin y'all out for nip/tuck bitches!
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already finsihed those oreos.... good for you...
I totally feel you on the voice thing... nothing worse than a woman with a husky voice for me. I will, however, admit that a womanly voice that evolves into a deep moan in bed is quite a turn on- does it work the other way around? Does a Bee-Gees style "O" voice do it for you?
...stayin a-liii-hiiiiiii-hiiiiiii-hiiiiiive...
I hear you now on the cell phone thing (there I go again!). I rarely use mine and am rarely called. I get called if the office is trying to reach me or if someone needs another player at the poker table. I usually only call to check in with work, or if I see a breaking news event that needs to be phoned in.
and I'm not all that picky when it comes to chicks. As long as they're not utterly, insipidly stupid, it's all good to me.
also, they need to make nip & tuck rated R ... only way to improve that sexy beast of a show ...
i talk to most people in my phone.....usually through text messages..duh ;)
I have never sent a text message. truthfully, I don't get the whole texting thing *shrug* why type when you can talk?
cause typing is easier, quicker, less involved, and doesn't waste minutes.
most importantly...it doesn't require paying attention
I don't have that much to say to people that I would end up saving money.
don't we do enough "texting" with e-mail and instant messenger programs?
down with texting!
no! texting rocks!!
*organizing anti-texting rallies and demonstrations*
fuck ... I'd have to print posters .... using text ... hmmm ... OK ... gonna go with Rebus signs ... hah!
hahaha use an abicus for numbers d!
I guess I'm just old school. I don't like texting because of all the shortcuts in language and spelling. In two generations, people who can write and read full sentences will be a very small minority .... everyone else will write, talk and THINK like "o, r u OK? gr8; l8r"
ugh
t-money: howzabout fat, not too ugly guys with great voices and technique?
on second thought ...don't answer that ;)
i donn't short cut D...i even type in apostrophe's and coma's and shit.
uhhhh gorgeous man with shitty technique is bad...BUT! technique can be fixed. voice...cannot
don't! not donn't. bastard fingers
buttah: YOU don't. But how many people do?
While helping teach a college journalism class, I was just surprised at how bad the writing was at college level ... especially in journalism! I shudder to think about how bad the writing is in other majors that aren't writing intensive ...
a lot of that goes to the educational system ... but a lot of it is also the techno stuff and shortcuts taken ...
sorry ... I need to save this/recycle this as a rant on my own sad blog.
seriously....i always thought the ability to write cohesivly was...uhh..commonplace
but even in law school...people can't fucking write for shit.
there you go MJ--be like barry white!
buttah and t-money: isn't it sad at how poorly the vast majority of people write? hell, I read stuff from executives and government officials as part of my job and I'm like, "are you shitting me?"
ok ... that's definitely on my "to blog" list ...
it's kind of disheartening.
but writing requires a creativity..and i'm finding most people lack that.
good, interesting and last writing requires creativity.
but basic grammar and spelling just require applying basic intelligence, and caring enough to give a shit that you write well. what's scary are the people who are bad writers — including poor grammar, atrocious spelling and flow as bad as the feng shui of David Koresh's Waco ranch — who think they are the shit! arg!
i have no grammar skills though.
grammar and spelling=memorization. simple as that. nothing more....well, maybe 8% giving a shit...but the bulk of it is just memorizing it.
with the advent of online dating..i've realized how much of a bitch i am about this.....
if your e-mail blows and you mispell shit...i'm not e-mailing you back. sorry jew boy.
what the fuck is your point?
what if you misspell instead? LOL
*ducks*
i mispelled instead?!!
oh! i misspelled misspell.
shite!
that's okay. took me till last year to learn how to spell tomorrow.
you know the word that always gets me?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
almost every time!
i have issues typing and
i type nad.
fuck freud. fuck him up his fucking ass!
here's my nerd moment of the day:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease caused by inhaling dust particles.
holla!! i learned something in undergrad!1
holla!!! often occurs in coal miners!
damn, I'm pretty sure I love you now, nad lady
volcano.....
hawaiii....
2 more years.....
i want to!
why the fuck not? have cute lil sufer jew kids
it's nice to know that my voice is a turnoff EXCEPT if i'm in bed and moaning.
hrmph
Yeah the whole voice thing is definetly important. I agree.
Next time just tell him he sounds like a girl.
i loved hawaii when i was there!
kona was my fav...by far
wait ... Jews surf?!
i surf.
my brother surfs
e surfs
jake can surf.
ryan..if i made him..would surf....
mike surfs....
avi has surfed....
shit! jews surf!
Holy crap Jews surf!
I keed I keed...
but sersly.. what's been shakin E-dawg? how they hangin'?
my seekret word is kinda cool... sounds like a drug to keep your winky up... phemro
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