Monday, August 29, 2005

gone from the moment i removed my shirt, surround sound in my chevy bumpin gerald levert

Ladies and Gentlman: I present to you Spring Break 2006:
Jamaica Style

who wants to come?! and before you say no..remember..they have the Octopussy Disco!

50 comments:

DZER said...

speaking for the feminists (for which I'm occasionally hired to do), how come it's he-donism? why not her-donism?

Fight the power!

Daniel said...

I think 'shedonism' is better than her-donism.

DZER said...

I think you're right ... I was on the "his-tory" vs. "hers-tory" line; he-she, his-hers.

Brady said...

looks sweet... sounds like a great place to go... researching...

Anonymous said...

Sheet! Octopussy was all you had to say!

Johnny said...

will there be hooch and cooch?

i heard you like sex on the beach.

ok, your video is straannnge. reminds me of the ring. sob.

hold me.

da buttah said...

it's all about expanding thy horizens!


which video?!

da buttah said...

mpls! ready for your upcoming date?

da buttah said...

yes i talked to my "stud" haha...why?


tv dates? what the shit?!

da buttah said...

haha i suppose? trying to figure out if i should/how to ...ask him to do something

entourage is the best show EVER!! fuckin one episode left. sucks!

da buttah said...

lets hug it out bitch!!

i want to marry ari!! soooooo hot! yea i love that show. it's hilarious!

da buttah said...

i'm engaged?!! what the shit?!!

da buttah said...

you asking me murph?! haha

da buttah said...

no idea why...he's nice, he's smart and witty...he's funny..we get along well..and i feel comfty around him....i guess?


jeremy piven WILL be mine!!

da buttah said...

noo someone else murph.


and i'm still waiting on my sex share.

da buttah said...

well! come to fuckin cleveland already punk!

Jabbertrack said...

Cleveland rocks!... OHIO!

sassinak said...

i've wanted to go to hedonism since i heard about it... but really i just want to go anywhere i can learn to surf.

as for boy... good luck dude... it's so hard to know what to do. if you ask them out do they lose interest in you... if you don't do you blow your chance ... dating is a minefield...

da buttah said...

wise words of encouragement Sass....i don't care particularly...i just don't want the rejection...double edged sword between being fully blunt, and giving a shit about what they think. yarg!

da buttah said...

ummmm well..everyone....thus i am SINGLE!!

and yes..there is that bullshit "I like being single" thing; however, that mostly means "yea i havent' met anyone that makes me watn to cross that line yet"

white_devil said...

engaged to D...

DEEEEEEEZZZZZ NUTS...

da buttah said...

define try and date.


make me pancakes already whitey!

da buttah said...

i can't really go out during the week...

but i guess on fridays i tend to go on dates

da buttah said...

they have till the end...yes....i'm fairly open minded about things

i just tend not to like most of them

white_devil said...

how many dates do we usually go on E??...well...i guess if you only count the booty calls..none really...

da buttah said...

but it's good booty! and you better be here at 8pm.

da buttah said...

most tend to be assholes.....or boring.....or don't understand my humor.....or just fuckin suck

da buttah said...

murph. eat me..i'm a cream puff

da buttah said...

mpls: sarcastic and dry.....and i like to poke fun at people

da buttah said...

i live to heckle..and be heckled


and yes...my shitty dates make for good blogging material :)

da buttah said...

poor T! the perils of dinnyland


yea..date on friday/saturday was fantastic. blah!

da buttah said...

never played poker!

da buttah said...

figure i'll ask him if he's doing anything friday?

i suc at this shit. i'm not suppoed to like people.

shuvo said...

will you mind if i bite you... i mean point to point? no-fun. no-go. then who are you! thwart|:

da buttah said...

no idea who that is...more the merrier though!

uhhh tax law......and yea i get guys to ask me out....and i have no idea why.

da buttah said...

how would you know?!!

da buttah said...

it is. but it's all subjective...isn't it?

da buttah said...

i'd say i'm average...

da buttah said...

everyone has their moments..ya know?

sometimes i look like total ass....well most of the time..and sometimes i look cute..

so i settle for average. why?

da buttah said...

awww thanks mpls.

women don't even understand women....that's the beauty of it.

da buttah said...

i dont' know what you look like darlin!

da buttah said...

hun! you look like my friend drake!

fyi: drake is a fuckin pimp of the ladies!

Steppin' On Toes said...

Jamaica mon. If you go with T again make sure she takes pics with her in it. LOL.

da buttah said...

i'm the camera whore Jax....no worries!

That's a good thing Mpls :)

da buttah said...

not sure you'd want a chance with me darlin haha

da buttah said...

iono man!

if you're going to her house..bring her something..like flowers...that's a nice touch

da buttah said...

only if it's old dog

da buttah said...

flowers my good man. flowers!!

white_devil said...

date bitches...boobies

sassinak said...

elle suck it up, you're pretty. try to look at your pics like you're 80 looking back on your youth... then you start to see it with some rationality.

and girl you have more dates a week than i have in a YEAR!