Welcome

so, i've finally become hip to the times. YES! that's right bitches and gentleman, i am now a blogger. now before i continue and blog my fuckin heart out there are a few rules i'd like to share with all y'all. okay..fine...just one rule: no calling me out on my spelling/grammar. no one said that just cause i'm an anal retentive, OCD wannabe lawyer, that i'll actually be hip to orthographic correctness.....i'm not PC either, so, uhhhh yea, you are dimissed.