i think weekends are a farce, in the sense that come sunday night i'm exhausted, hungover (now less so than normal..woooo!), and am in a worse off position than i was when friday commenced and i praised allah for the glorious approaching weekend...granted, i think my problem stems from the fact i can't sleep past 9am...which sucks royally...because nothing says "awesome" like going to sleep at 6:30am..and waking up at 9am.
so thus, at 4pm on a sunday...after coming home at 6am on saturday, and 6:30 am on sunday..and getting no more than 5 hours of sleep since friday morning......i am still sitting in my towel after the shower i took at noon, and am convinced the only thing i can do properly is drool on myself. yee haw! i'm also convinced that answering the door in my towel to pay the pizza delivery guy probably scared the shit out of him....o-well...
anyway, weekend was good..and in the wake of it all i'm way more confused about things and way more uncertain about things than when i started..i guess i'm not ever supposed to understand how the opposite sex works...but, some insight into the mind of someone would be helpful.....regardless, it's my own fault, and i'll trudge through it....or get inebriated on friday at my favorite martini bar and then drunk call everyone i know around 3am and pontificate it all in the most incoherent way possible....whichever comes first...you know....
in other news....i was chit chatting with the very awesome melissa (aka jetting through life....and i know i'm lagging with the link thing, but i WILL get to it, promise!), and she directed me to a sex blog..which featured a post on the penis plug. that's right.......the penis plug. i have no idea what purpose it has....and i have no idea who would want to plug their penis.....but jesus christ, kinky is just geting weird these days! i mean don't get me wrong...i am all into new things and trying things out...but a penis plug? hmmm. odd. very odd.
lastly: i guess my mom found her way here...so uhh sorry for all the expletives, vulgar language, and the pic you hate in my profile momma. everyone say: HI MOM!!
Penis plug?? Did I read that right?? A penis plug? Okay I may be the only person but what the hell is a penis plug??? lol
ReplyDelete*Nervously waves*
ReplyDeleteHiiii Mrs. I...
all I can say is ... it wasn't me who told yer mommy on you!
ReplyDeletemy mom is hip y'all...she uses aim (like a fuckin fool)..found it on my profile....
ReplyDeleteshe coo. :)
cool moms rock
ReplyDelete+5 points
so how was your date with the construction guy?
ReplyDeletewhat date with that male pig?
ReplyDeleteD--she's cute and russian too ;)
buttah ... does she have any cute Russian nieces who need big, strong American husband, and thus green card? LOL
ReplyDeleteD--nope. they're all in israel..and married big strong russian man, and are now regretting it.
ReplyDeleteMurph--uhhh, my mom is pale as fuck dude....and uhh...was flat till she went on hormones.
buttah: *sigh* ... will they ever learn?
ReplyDeleteno D..they won't....however, my parents have instilled in me that if i marry a russian guy who is not american..i will be killed.
ReplyDeleteIt's so sad that I have all these Russian stereotypes from bad movies like Rocky IV ("I must break you") or from crime dramas where they're always mobsters ...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there are some perfectly normal Russians who don't have Kalishankov AK-47s, constantly drink vodka, smuggle arms and drugs and generally try to destroy the stability of the world.
no. that's all of us D :)
ReplyDeleteMurph...dude....she stares at my tits and goes "where the hell did they come from?!"..she'd say it to you!
ReplyDeletedudeeeeeeee
ReplyDeletewassaaaaaaaaaaaaabi?
reading corporations...woooo 70 pages of dividend and distribution allocations are FUN!
ReplyDeleteyou got the flaming-go's?
murph...my mom rocks
ReplyDeletemurph....my momma won't pay for you. she'll make you pay for us.
ReplyDeleteflaming-go's rock man. i'm eyeballing a pair of 'em for halloween to put in my hurrrr
i have lil flaming-go clips i got yesterday! not sure if i like 'em with the halloween outfit..think the pinks may clash
ReplyDeleteeh. too lazy :)
ReplyDeletemy boobs...such celebrities. i swear i have no existence outside of them
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteyour mother would be so proud if you started making money off em
Elle-- my darling!! Thanks for the plug!! LINK ME, LINK ME!!
ReplyDeleteNo in all seriousness. I could not believe my eyes. Every guy I know wouldn't do that at all to themselves or to their worst enemy, but dude modeled them like it was his job!!! And how painful would it be to have not only a big sausage in ya, but with a snake plug?? OUCH!!!!
Moral of story... do not use the "Next Button" on Blogger... You may find something you really weren't looking to find.
XXOO
Oh, BTW-- Hi to Elle's mom-- you have a great daughter!! ;0)
elle:
ReplyDeleteglad ur mom is in the hizzee....im hoping to be a cool mom too ..(well im a mom just mine are still young) ...
ok penis plug?.. i read the explaination.. no, i dont understand it...
as far as ur tits being their own celebrity item... some of us wish to have the assets ... learn to use them to ur advantage ...