well.....i got my halloween outfit today (yay fed ex! i love getting packages).....and it seems my tits are way to fuckin big for it....i mean they fit in....but jesus christ....it's pushing it...pushing it more than i feel comfortable with....so......fuck...i have to figure it out somehow.....
fuckin figures.
goddamn shelf-o-boobs!
show us! picture, picture, picture!
ReplyDeletesorry ... I'm at work and need stimulation ;)
Yeah really. I'm going to have to get a better look at the situation so a proper evaluation can be made. Call for an appointment....
ReplyDeleteI agree with Dzer... I wanna see a pic!! Could you take it to a seamstress to alter it?? I know a good Austrian lady in River.
ReplyDeleteEither that or get a reduction before you leave...
I have the same problem, but what I say to that is it is fine for haloween, because Haloween is every girls excuse to be a slut.... So you will be in good company.
ReplyDeletehmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletehalloween is an excuse to be a slut..but i somehow think that my sandwiched boobs aren't slutty..it's just tacky.
Murph: suck it.
If we can't see a pic, can we at least see murph suck it?
ReplyDeleteThere could be worse problems to have. Like leprosy, for instance.
ReplyDeleteIsnt that the way they are suppose to fit for the outfit you chose?
ReplyDeleteJamaica Mon! We gotta plan that.
ReplyDeleteOri: you too can suck it! Oh, and if you ever read this--there's a thing at nighttown tonight for the yuds.
Tjay: you are so right. i could be fatter. and that would be worse haha
Comrad: uhhh....not to the extent that it is?!
I like a good sturdy shelf
ReplyDeleteor, to channel murphy: "nice tits"
boooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooBBBBiiiiessss!
ReplyDeleteOur breasts are heaving, our eyes are agleam,
ReplyDeleteOur arms are waving, our lips are apart....
-- William Butler Yeats
and hhhhgy ... four of a kind! beat my poker word verification hand!
lhlemp--full house baby :)
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I see. Will we be given the opportunity to see you in this costume?
ReplyDeletehow is that a full house? And even it was, it doesn't beat 4 H's. Some chick needs poker school ;)
ReplyDeletei suck at poker.
ReplyDeletecome drink martini's with the jews tonight murph!
emymwfq
snarf?
mazeltov!
ReplyDeleteI just watched "The Frisco Kid" the other day ... gotta be one of the funniest rabbi movies ever!
hebrew hammer is up there too D!
ReplyDeletethat movie is hilarious!
buttah: the hebrew hammer was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteyou do?
ReplyDeleteBest scene in Hebrew Hammer: the schoolyard scene where the other kids throw pennies on the ground, because they know that the young Hammer can't help but pick them up.
ReplyDeleteEthnic stereotypes are fun :)
Best scene in Hebrew Hammer: the schoolyard scene where the other kids throw pennies on the ground, because they know that the young Hammer can't help but pick them up.
ReplyDeleteEthnic stereotypes are fun :)
Dont' confuse my like for you Na, with my like for shelf boobies
ReplyDeleteHammer rocks. I like the jewish guilt scenes!
Bmk--> link me away, i'm honored :)
T is so a fellow yud!
ReplyDeletejewish law: if your momma is jewish, you be is jewish.
ReplyDeleteshe's a jew!
riiiight Na. RIIIIIGHT. you still owe me that massage anyway
fiqkrn---fuck quicker?!
nope. we keep it reeee-yalllll
ReplyDeleteNa..you gotta tie it up for me, remember? haha
gshspkss---grashopppas!
you're the tease!!
ReplyDeleteoffering me key lime soda hahaha
i clearly remember saying key lime cheesecake
ReplyDeleteyes. before she got all manly and got boobie implants
ReplyDeletemmmmm cheesecake.
ReplyDeletemy huge hips thank you :)
woah!!! key lime overload
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhhhhh. try me ho!
ReplyDelete*takes out the lame meter*
ReplyDeleteyea Nick.....you're off the charts with that one.
i'll moon you murph.
ReplyDeleteI thought only guys had trailer hitches ... and girls had the trailers, which rests on the said hitch??
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